what Would You Do If A Kid Took a Poop On Your Driveway?
 

Prehaps a harmless prank but I found out tonight that a kid my son knows (not a friend but an aquantance) took a dump in my driveway 2 weeks ago.

I caught a few doing 'door bell ditching'. One of the neighbors was one and he told my son today that another boy left a dump. I thought it was a dog.

I have every reason to think the boy is telling the truth - while he is a kid that will spin a tale he is also one that will rat out any one.

So...what to do, what to do...

Do nothing for now. That kid is psychopathic, so just watch and wait.

you could always go ape **** crazy on him
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Laugh

Poop in his shoes....

I break with thee
I break with thee
I break with thee
And then you throw dog poop on her shoes

SmileWavy

Rub his nose in it..

I am giggling at the idea of you finding a growler in the driveway and marveling at the size before washing it with the hose. I need to grow up but I am amused as hell.

You could introduce your son to the flaming bag of doo doo, the advanced version of doorbell ditching.

We doorbell ditched a neighbor one time. I hid under the car and nearly crapped myself when he came out with a gun. We never hit his house again.

Set up a wildlife camera from Cabela's and take a picture of him doing it. Then post it on the internet for everyone to point fingers and laugh at him.

http://www.mondomedia.com/games/flaming-bag-of-poo/

That is the best idea yet. Have the neighborhood kids entice him to do it again, and then post to his facebook page.

Return the favor... Chow down some corn a few days in a row coupled in with some NY strips.
Leave it on his property, bicycle, car, skateboard, whatever..... Just DON'T get caught.

This made me laugh my a** off. I have a good friend who leaves his turds all over the place. His top victims - lefties, Pittsburgh Steeler fans & Guido's. I have personally seem him leave his calling card on at least two taxi cab hoods, a few pick up beds (Steeler logo.... tisk, tisk) & front lawns with the 'vote for O' sign in the grass. I haven't watched anything on television that comes even close to the laughter produced when watching the victim make the discovery.

Sorry.

talk to his parents

Disturbing to imagine...

At least he didn't take a dump in paper bag, put it on your front porch, light it on fire and ring your doorbell.

I'd keep an eye on him, find a time to say something in passing to him that you know he pinched a loaf on your drive, without others overhearing.

How would that conversation go? Hello Mr .... my name is Lubemaster and your kid has been ....

That kid needs help, or a backhander, or both.

He could have dropped a deuce in your pool. Just saying, it could've been worse.

Kid seems a little young to have read much of your work............:p just kidding!

It happens all the time in this town, and it's not always kids, nor in your driveway. It's happens often in populated public places (such as a bank or a store). I once had turds spread on one of my cars, and It was quite evident that it was done with a finger or two. WTF?

It's called a lack of respect, for yourself and others and really require some serious attitude adjustment (corporal punishment).