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Nasty doctors...
or should I say nazi doctor. Went to the urologist the other day for the 6 monthly checkup. On being allowed in to his office by him there is a series of two doors which have a sign saying please close the door.
After going into his office and closing the first door I politely say "how are you doing doctor?" His response is "obviously a lot better than you because you can't read the sign that says close the door". I respond with a weak "nobody is perfect". I figured I would not come back with too snappy a response as finding an available urologist when you need one is like winning a lottery(we have a public health system and private one here). I chose the public one. I have chosen in the past to lecture my sleep doctor because he was really late for his appointment in the morning. Perhaps he was practicing what he preaches - getting a good night's sleep. Got any snappy responses for my pita doctor? 
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06-05-2013, 05:31 AM
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Just because you're a urologist doesn't mean you have to be a DICK!
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06-05-2013, 05:37 AM
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I can only think of two proper responses.
One would be "good by ass hole". The other would be a suggestion that he attempt self-reproduction. |
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06-05-2013, 05:40 AM
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The Dr. may well have a hand on sensitive equipment of your so to speak. Don't make him too mad. He can hurt you.
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06-05-2013, 05:46 AM
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"Does that piss you off?"
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06-05-2013, 05:49 AM
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Rather penile response.
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06-05-2013, 05:54 AM
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I want to leave but urine my way.
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06-05-2013, 06:14 AM
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mind your pee's and Q's.
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06-05-2013, 06:16 AM
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A nasty doctor would have done a prostate exam with both of his hands on your shoulders.
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06-05-2013, 06:31 AM
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I'd have gone over to the door and kicked it closed. But, I don't have to accept whatever doctor the system gives me.
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06-05-2013, 06:40 AM
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"I knew I should have chosen private care"
(Sounds like the future for healthcare in the USA  )
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06-05-2013, 06:42 AM
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Don't want to be sister Mary sunshine here...
But I have noticed my doctor can be very pleasant sometimes and a little testy at other times. Just as the person ringing up my groceries can be sweet or grumpy. You never know where a person is coming from... maybe you doctor just had a big hairy fight with the office staff or a patient or his wife, or ,or, or...
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06-05-2013, 06:50 AM
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I left the door open because you smell like a prostate exam glove.
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06-05-2013, 06:57 AM
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"I would but your door handle was wet..."
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06-05-2013, 06:59 AM
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as he set the tone..
what's a matter.. somebody popoo on your new glove.. but.. if you want to treat me like I'm 3.. watch this.. piss on his exam table.. Er & trauma Surgeons I give a pass.. don't have time to make nice.. all the others.. just like you and me.. I choose mine carefully.. |
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06-05-2013, 07:30 AM
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If I needed help that day, I wouldn't have a snappy comeback, but when the appointment is over, I would ask him how to request a different urologist. That would piss him off, and deservedly so. There has to be a way for you to get a different urologist... perhaps the nurses have a form you can fill out?
Someday, someone is going to destroy those signs.  __ |
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"Your expectations are a little high for an eye doctor." "What's with the stool sample?"
I wouldn't give that jerk my continued business if I didn't have to.
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