I shave. Does that count?

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paint these up real good before your audience with the emperor

Nope, any mention of anal bleaching and you've hit rock bottom. Right now you're just teetering on the edge of the cliff. Please drop your man cards into the basket by the door as you exit. :D

Does that tattoo across my ass that says "exit only" count?

Orthodontics as a kid. My front teeth came in almost 90 degrees out. While already having an overcrowded mouth, I actually have 34 teeth, not 32! 4 permanent teeth removed to help straighten things out. Out of braces at 13.

I wouldn't mind doing the eye-lid thing. Maybe an internal only nose job.

You need a manzeer or a bro.

People who are very unhappy with their physical appearance should consider cosmetic surgery as one option. If cosmetic surgery can make someone happier with the way they look, then they should try it. If I could have a surgical procedure done for free, I would consider trying cosmetic surgery. :) :)