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Mail order bride...!?

Anyone else see the banner ad flash past LMAO ???

WAYNE...?!

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Old 07-21-2013, 05:32 PM
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The one with the wimmens from China?
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Old 07-21-2013, 05:35 PM
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On my browser, the "Free Shipping" sign appears just above it.
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Old 07-21-2013, 05:39 PM
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If you decide to go for it, make sure you take advantage of the free or reduced shipping.

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Old 07-21-2013, 05:40 PM
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on my browser, the "free shipping" sign appears just above it.
b o o m
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Old 07-21-2013, 05:41 PM
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Well, since we had the remarketing/ad retargeting discussion already, it begs the question "What kinds of websites have you been browsing outside of Pelican?"
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Old 07-21-2013, 05:53 PM
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Can I use my Harbor Freight coupon?
Old 07-21-2013, 05:54 PM
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Can I use my Harbor Freight coupon?
There's a joke here somewhere involving the purchase of a drill or an anglegrinder, but somebody else will have to tell it.
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Old 07-21-2013, 05:56 PM
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Is there a russian variant available with free shipping? If so, I'll take two and you guys probably won't ever hear from me again.
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I've seen a Ukrainian variant pop up.
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Old 07-21-2013, 06:02 PM
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One of the 914 guys had a Russian mail order bride. Turned out, she was basically married. She "divorced" her husband, and then married an American. After the time limit, she divorced the American, re-married the Russian husband and moved him to the US.

She also took him for 50%. California...
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Old 07-21-2013, 06:12 PM
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Old 07-21-2013, 06:21 PM
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One of the 914 guys had a Russian mail order bride. Turned out, she was basically married. She "divorced" her husband, and then married an American. After the time limit, she divorced the American, re-married the Russian husband and moved him to the US.

She also took him for 50%. California...
Over here (in my best southern drawl) she'd probably have her naturalization revoked and get deported....
Old 07-21-2013, 06:31 PM
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I've got 3 from the Ukraine beckoning me as i type.
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Old 07-21-2013, 06:44 PM
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This thing is probably gonna be self-perpetuating from now on.

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Old 07-21-2013, 07:22 PM
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The most damning argument against mail order brides is that if such a marriage really worked every guy would already have one.
Old 07-21-2013, 07:29 PM
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Can I use my Harbor Freight coupon?
Now that's F'n funny!!!! 😀
Old 07-21-2013, 08:01 PM
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Does she fix shingles....?
Shuyu?

Why not click the chat button and ask her?
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Old 07-21-2013, 08:06 PM
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Well, duhhhh, me thinks that what you see is NOT what you get... Well, you do get screwed, anyway

I used to get tons of Vietnamese and Thai 'proposals' (old broads fixed up to look kinda OK) before I changed the settings on my Skype page...
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Old 07-21-2013, 08:07 PM
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This thing is probably gonna be self-perpetuating from now on.

^ Bwahahahahahaha! I see three S'hims.

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Old 07-21-2013, 08:57 PM
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