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CL find--- the Ultimate 540I- PERFECTED!!
Surfing CL and came upon this beautiful 540I...
Count the times "perfected" comes up... LOL www.jbmw540.com PERFECTED 1995 BMW 540 with a DYNO TESTED LIFETIME WARRANTY ENGINE!! Guy has two 911's as well- go figure. rjp
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09-04-2013, 08:41 PM
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I wanna know how you PERFECT a car..
And I wanna know where you buy those dyno tested lifetime warranty engine... I've never heard of anyone doing that. And any guesses to his special oil additive? Snake oil maybe? |
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I was about to emaiil him and ask him about that warranty- if he gives it to me in writing,
why not? Despite the freak ad it seems like a nice car, overpriced but nice. rjp
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There is only one. This one. You can't get a DYNO TESTED LIFETIME WARRANTY on an ENGINE anywhere other than with this car!! And remember, additionally this engine is in an ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE. Is it just me or is anyone else wondering why he didn't include at least one photo of this DYNO TESTED LIFETIME WARRANTY ENGINE? I'd love to see and drive it... I dearly love E34s. Gonna check it out, Randy? If so, snap a pic or two of that ENGINE. Please. 
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09-05-2013, 12:27 AM
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Woah... hold the phone. If you buy it, he's gonna put ANOTHER DYNO TESTED LIFETIME WARRANTY ENGINE in it. And that will make it even better because it will also be GOOD.
At www.jbmw540.com : When you decide to buy it, I'll install a DYNO TESTED GOOD LIFETIME WARRANTY ENGINE JUST FOR YOU! That way you'll be the 1st owner of the engine and BE SURE THE ENGINE IS GOOD!
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09-05-2013, 12:35 AM
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Because all PERFECTED BMWs have grilles painted with black primer..
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"It has a very special formulation on the paint. Take it to the car wash weekly and it won’t damage your paint. Leave it in the summer under the Las Vegas hot sun and the paint won't fade. Instead the paint will get even harder. This special formulation is hard to find but I've been using it on my cars for 30 years. Buy my car and I'll tell you where to get it."
Magical Vegas butt grease, I bet.
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09-05-2013, 12:46 AM
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And I'm guessing the house in the picture is probably not his and when the car sells he will disappear forever along with that lifetime guarantee.
He did spend a lot of time typing in that BS though. |
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09-05-2013, 02:24 AM
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Its perfect!
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All this time I thought I was doing preventative maintenance, when in fact I have been PERFECTING!
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09-05-2013, 05:30 AM
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It enhances my confidence in a transaction, knowing that the seller has used the Best and Most Expensive FREON.
Sounds legit.
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Junk.
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09-05-2013, 05:40 AM
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45 times. He used the word "Perfect" 45 times.
On the plus side, his spelling is tight. |
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I don't think he used enough surperlatives in his description......................
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It it were to be perfect he would have started with a '95 540i M-Sport.
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Dude, dyno tested lifetime warranty!
It reads like the script to a really bad commercial. I see a man in a chintzy suit saying dyno tested lifetime warranty 10 times fast.
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He forgot the.....BUT WAIT!.....part.
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Boxer engine, 6 gears, big wing: it's a GT3!
1981 ?! A Red one... 3.0
Balla special
P car
OK, a girl that identifies as a car. Good enough?
Porsche Z06
P truck orsche
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