Words of Wisdom Thread

[BlueSkyJaunte]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[Gogar]

Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

-Dan Wilson

[Targa Me]

1. Money isn't everything, but is sure makes life a hellava lot easier.

2. Don't put off when you need to use the toilet, it's only gonna get worse.

3. If it has wheels or t!ts, you're gonna have trouble with it.

[stealthn]

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things...

[varmint]

If you're 90% sure it's a woman and you're willing to chance the last 10%; that's when you know you've lived in Los angels too long.

[Hawkeye's-911T]

When in doubt - Punt!

[Rich Gas]

The curtains should match the drapes

[masraum]

You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run.

K Rogers.

[astrochex]

Don't put your mouth where you wouldn't put your finger.

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by craigster59

That is more Brady Bunch than I have ever seen before. I never watched the show. Now I am real glad I never bothered.

And another addition to the list:

Never slap a man that is chewing tobacco.

[island911]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

That is more Brady Bunch than I have ever seen before. I never watched the show. Now I am real glad I never bothered.

And another addition to the list:

what you saw there was from a movie parody of the original series. (fwiw)

Question everything.

[gearya]

Originally Posted by Seahawk

As the famous philosopher Byrne wrote on the vicissitudes of life:

Same as it ever was.

Also,

"I hate people when they're not polite."

[Instrument 41]

Figures Lie and Liars figure

Your only as young as the woman you feel

[herr_oberst]

Don't try and teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

[silverc4s]

Mark Twain;
Most things in life are easier to get into than get out of.

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You don't learn anything while you are talking.

Advice from a wealthy person, on how to get there;
If you want to win, you have to roll the dice.

[Tobra]

Eventually, you have to get out of bed and talk to her.

[GWN7]

I you don't remember what's in that container in the fridge, it's best not to look.

[daepp]

The best thing you can do for your kids is love their mother.

The bigger the government the smaller the citizen.

The happiest man I know is the man I don't know very well.

[2porscheguy]

"Measure twice but cut only once."

[on2wheels52]

Never buy anything that flies, floats, or (that bad word that starts with f)
Jim