how do you lock yourself in a duffle bag?

[lane912]

British spy found padlocked in bag in bathtub died accidentally, police say - World News

LONDON -- A British spy, whose naked, decomposing body was found padlocked in a bag in his bathtub, probably died accidentally on his own, police said on Wednesday, rejecting conspiracy theories that his bizarre death was the work of foreign agents.

[porsche4life]

No clue, but it sounds like he should have practiced that second part a little more...

[masraum]

I think the first thing you need is one of these



You know, a magician's assistant.

Then you need a trick, magician's duffle bag (on a sharp knife).

[GH85Carrera]

The real question is WHY do you lock yourself in a duffle bag.

[ckissick]

I need one of those!

[dafischer]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

The real question is WHY do you lock yourself in a duffle bag.

Why, to take a bath in of course.

[widebody911]

51 shades of gray?

[futuresoptions]

I don't think that I could fit in a duffel bag. Hold on, let me go check it out...

[widgeon13]

Houdini could have done it.

[doug_porsche]

Originally Posted by widgeon13

Houdini could have done it.

Houdini could have gotten out, always had help getting in!

This reminded me of one of the section of Douglas Adams The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

The British police tell the detective that his client has committed suicide. When the detective gets to the scene of the crime he finds:

"The aforementioned client is found in a sealed and heavily barricaded room, his head neatly removed several feet from his body and rotating on a turntable"

Guess hard to believe suicide's are a British thing.

[cashflyer]

Originally Posted by masraum

I think the first thing you need is one of these

Yes... yes I do.

[Tobra]

I wonder if Thuy has an outfit like that.

[HHI944]

This is sounding a lot like 'yup, he pushed himself down those stairs.....3 times....'

[lane912]

uh- Tree times down the stair i tink it were