![]() |
|
|
|
Get off my lawn!
|
Talk about feeling old!
I went to my dad's house to borrow a dang WALKER for my personal use!
![]() ![]() That will make ya feel old for sure. 12 days from now I go under the knife to have my fancy new hip installed. Out with the old OEM parts, in with the new. I have started gathering up the items necessary to aid in recovery now, while I can still do things. I have the walker ready to go. ![]() I have a cane (actually two). ![]() I have the paperwork on the way for a temporary handicap parking permit. ![]() I have a guy lined up to mow my yard while I am recovering. I need to find some comfortable slip on shoes yet. I need to find some easy to put on gym type shorts. What else am I missing. I know a few of you folks have had surgery and been recovering before. This will be first for me. I have not spent a night in the hospital since I was a 5 year old kid with pneumonia, and all I remember is the cool plastic tent. My wife will take off for a week to help me around the house. I have never been an invalid before as an adult. What other things should I get ready before the operation? What am I missing?
__________________
Glen 49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America 1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan 1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood! |
||
![]() |
|
RETIRED
|
AARP Card, box of Creme of Wheat, Rocking chair, lazy cat for lap, batteries for the remote?
__________________
1983/3.6, backdate to long hood 2012 ML350 3.0 Turbo Diesel |
||
![]() |
|
Get off my lawn!
|
Quote:
No Creme of Wheat, I prefer fruit and steak. No Rocking chair, I have a nice rocking recliner. No cat, but I do have a Dachshund for my lap. Batteries are fresh in the remote. There must be something else.
__________________
Glen 49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America 1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan 1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood! |
||
![]() |
|
Registered
|
what.....no mention of beer?
__________________
Pete 79 911SC RoW "Tornadoes come out of frikkin nowhere. One minute everything is all sunshine and puppies the next thing you know you've got flying cows".- Stomachmonkey |
||
![]() |
|
Registered
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Texas
Posts: 11,256
|
remember not to bark at the hand that feeds you..
pain-meds tend to clog the system... so lots of fluids.. perhaps mark the hip with a Sharpie.. 'this one' good luck Rika |
||
![]() |
|
Driver
|
You'll need one of those 2-foot long grippy things on a stick, like they use at amusement parks to pick up trash without bending over.
Denture cream? Cardigan sweater? Moth balls?
__________________
1987 Venetian Blue (looks like grey) 930 Coupe 1990 Black 964 C2 Targa |
||
![]() |
|
![]() |
Registered
Join Date: Dec 1969
Posts: 943
|
Get one of the "grab it" extensions. They sell em at CVS / Walgreen's. Picking up stuff that you drop is not fun so they help... DO what the doctors says: If they say walk then walk, if they say not to pick up anything over 5 Lbs then DON'T. Don't screw up what they fixed just cuz you felt that you could do something. Get a back pack. Its hard to carry stuff if you are using a walker...
Last edited by MJHanna; 08-02-2012 at 10:04 AM.. |
||
![]() |
|
RETIRED
|
GF had a knee done and they included one in the go home kit....
__________________
1983/3.6, backdate to long hood 2012 ML350 3.0 Turbo Diesel |
||
![]() |
|
Get off my lawn!
|
Quote:
__________________
Glen 49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America 1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan 1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood! |
||
![]() |
|
Registered
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: King Salmon, Alaska
Posts: 158
|
Depends.
Glen, I love the pics you post! Richard |
||
![]() |
|
Registered
Join Date: Dec 1969
Posts: 943
|
Do you have an extension hose on your shower head? Also will need a shower chair to sit on, (when they will let you have a shower.) You might also need an extension for the toilet. (Sitting down can be an issue).
|
||
![]() |
|
Registered
|
Beer and one of these.....
![]()
__________________
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule" - Mark Twain |
||
![]() |
|
RETIRED
|
Sharpie and mark the 'other' hip with 'NOT HERE STUPID' and a smiley face....
__________________
1983/3.6, backdate to long hood 2012 ML350 3.0 Turbo Diesel |
||
![]() |
|
AutoBahned
|
be as active as is safe as early as possible
|
||
![]() |
|
Registered
|
man glen!!
good luck. a co-worker had this done. he is a wimp and he survived..he said the worst thing was trying to take a dump. with Vicodin, that is no easy task.
__________________
poof! gone |
||
![]() |
|
Registered
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Maryland
Posts: 31,373
|
Get an HQ set up outside the bedroom.
Get up and as soon as possible and go to the new HQ. Write a journal. Pick-up some books now. I recommend 'Empire of the Summer Moon' and 'Genghis Khan and the Making of the Modern World'. 'Unbroken' is excellent as well. Watch what you eat. Best.
__________________
1996 FJ80. |
||
![]() |
|
Get off my lawn!
|
I always watch what I eat. I don't want miss my mouth!
![]() Thanks Seahawk, I have "my" recliner in the living room. I will set up an additional small table next to the chair to hold stuff.
__________________
Glen 49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America 1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan 1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood! |
||
![]() |
|
Registered
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Plainfield, IL USA
Posts: 145
|
I'd start researching where you will be doing your physical therapy and hopefully find something close to home. Might even want to pre-book everything now and get all the paperwork out of the way too.
|
||
![]() |
|
Registered
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Plainfield, IL USA
Posts: 145
|
I'd also set up a bed on the main floor, especially if you have stairs in the house,
|
||
![]() |
|
Registered
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Tarzana, CA / Oxnard, CA
Posts: 966
|
You'll probably need to wear some compression stockings for a while.
__________________
Ron '88 Coupe (formerly) |
||
![]() |
|