Breakdown 1K miles from home.....more adventures of JB

[Joe Bob]

So.....driving a Chevy 2500 4x4 in Vail, CO. Tie rod decides to give it up......fortunately not at speed. 25 mph and in a turn. Almost took out a mommy wagon.

Backed up....noticed a tracking issue. Got out and found the front wheels looked my kids teeth before braces. Backed it up some more as I was partially blocking the entrance to the strip mall....Safeway and the State Liquor outlet. Doan wanna pizzoff the locals and get into a gun fight.

2.5 hours later....AAA showed up. Waiting on the prognosis.

Moral of the story.....ALWAYS.....have a good flashlight, adequate gas and a good book. It was -2F and I had good supplies......my streamlight flash was the schizzle. Local PD came by....said hi, showed my ID and I was sober.....got thru most of the book and kept warm with engine and heater running.

BAD....fargin asswipe shuttle drivers gave me crap. After three plus, I dragged one out and showed the dangling tie rod, suggested my wanker was bigger....told him to get on the radio and tell the next driver that gave me doodie I was gonna smack 'em.

Anyways....9am I get the repair estimate....maybe.

Temps are up, might hit the low 20s. Time to grab the boards and go slide.

[GH85Carrera]

Broken tie rod!

Whatcha been doing jumping the chebby?

It sounds like you really know how to PARTY DOWN.

[Joe Bob]

Pulled out at the joint.....so, technically not broken but a failed Hiem Joint?

You were sober?

[livi]

Sorry. What a bummer. Hope it works out swiftly from here on.

Geez it was a joke

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

Sub zero temps....2+ hours.....jokes?

Hey, you drove there on purpose! You wanted freezing weather for your visit. Ya shuda gone to San Diego.

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

Sub zero temps....2+ hours.....jokes?

My most sincere apologies

[Joe Bob]

No worries, green font or a smiley at the end is cool. I have a sense of humor.

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

Hey, you drove there on purpose! You wanted freezing weather for your visit. Ya shuda gone to San Diego.

Flew and spent two weeks getting dorked after I met the broad on the AMTRAK....this is an event to tell my sons.....if I had any.....since I don't....gonna warn my daughters about guys like me.

[GH85Carrera]

Love em and leave em, thats the way its gotta be.

Sowing them wild oats and praying for a crop failure.

[Seahawk]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

Flew and spent two weeks getting dorked after I met the broad on the AMTRAK....this is an event to tell my sons.....if I had any.....since I don't....gonna warn my daughters about guys like me.

There is nothing I don't enjoy about your sense of humor.

What book were you reading?

[Joe Bob]

JA Nance murder mystery.....about a 7....

BTW, $360 for a double tie rod ectomy....

[enzo1]

updates?

[landrover88]

Good Luck Buddy

[Heel n Toe]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

Dad, I'm sorry this happened and glad you're okay.

Are you still planning to be here for Christmas? I think Mom is counting on it.

I think you guys should work this out in PM or on the phone. It's a little too personal to be talked about here in front of everybody, doncha think?

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by Heel n Toe

I think you guys should work this out in PM or on the phone. It's a little too personal to be talked about here in front of everybody, doncha think?

Hey John, would you delete this post too (at least the quoted part). Have no idea (and don't want to know), but it was obviously a mistake, and doesn't belong here....thanks!

[Joe Bob]

Well the timeshare at Beaver Creek was awesome as was the snow. 4 days on the slopes and my knees are killing me. Back in Colorado Springs and trying to get a flight to So CA. Truck held together.