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A Man of Wealth and Taste
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Out there somewhere beyond the doors of perception
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Personally it smells like fresh air to me..so I breath in deeply.
Anway.... When I go to a store with Mother, she cuts a loud one.....I just pretend that I don't even know her and walk two aisles over from her. To which she usually comments, "What do you want me to get sick or sumthin, sic by holding it in?"
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06-21-2015, 05:59 PM
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After my last Colonoscopy the doc came in and told me they inject gas into me and that I was under doctors orders to fart as much as possible. He DID NOT put a time limit on that! I could die from those gasses building up inside from the colonoscopy 5 years ago! I just cant get rid of the gasses he injected.
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Glen 49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America 1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan 1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood! |
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06-21-2015, 06:05 PM
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FUSHIGI
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: somewhere between here and there
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Is mother's name Tyler Durden?
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06-21-2015, 06:21 PM
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RETIRED
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Carrera
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