good name for a rock band

[genrex]

Dave Barry, the syndicated humor columnist, would often say, "That would be a good name for a rock band." But it's hard to choose just one...

The Cotton-Eating Moths of Australia
The Turkey Spiders
The Flaming Salmonella Units
Excessive Deer Doots
Rival Bat Dung Gatherers
The Fecal Pellets
The Wood Tick Snorkels
Heave
Squatting Turnips
The Bones of Contention
Pinot Noir and his Nuances of Toast
The Fabulous Snake Doots
Shy Fruiter and the Saplings
Weasel Nostrils
Three Fatty Acid Radicals
The Flaming Booty Moths
Earl Piedmont and the Diphthongs
Slippery Spleens
Sheep Eyeballs
The Flaming Croutons
Rodent Passion
Flaming Squirrels
Balky Charcoal
St. Vincent and The Grenadines
The Biscuit Whackers
Gaseous Worms
Raymond Burr's Legs
Shark Puke
Jimmy Music and the Stomach Contents
Little Heed
Short Shrift
Gastric Contents
The Urban Professionals
The Phlegmtones
The Federal Duck
Crotch
Effluent, Sliced Meat
The Postal Patrons
The Vestigial Organs
Decomposing Tubers
Diminished Penile Sensation
Bill and the Bracts
The Foliage Eaters
Crab Shrapnel
DeWayne Hurlmont and the Compunctions of Soul
Contaminated Tumbleweeds
Varlet and the Squeaking Codpieces
Violently Fracturing Water Closets
The Flying Shards
The Fierce Prune-Eating Hamsters from Space
Duane Ketter and his Wildlife Technicians
Paint-Peeling Puffs of Flatulence
Mosquito Hunter and the Unreliable Pollinators
The Mighty Shaking Wattles (for the ROLLING STONES)
Bleeding Nipples
Rapid Sucking Action
Nuclear Underpants
Marcel and the Turpitudes
The Groin Whappers
Thrusting Balloon Puppies
Drastic Toilet Air
The Eerie Groin Legumes
Drawers Full of Slugs
Groping for Elmo
The Pig-Stinging Jellyfish
Fugitive Squirrel and the Clearly Disturbed Beavers
The Mighty Shaking Wattles
The Moos of Derision

Dave Barry Official Website

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[Nostril Cheese]

My band is named Noise Complaint.

Not accepted by other band mates...

Genital Injury
FUDD
Corned Beef Rash

[T77911S]

mechanically seperated

skid mark

[WPOZZZ]

canker sore
bloody piles

[livi]

DocFluffer and The CallGirls

[pavulon]

997 and the Fuchs
Black Audi Wagon
Chest Thread

[craigster59]

Free Beer. I can see the marquee now, "One Night Only Free Beer". The place will be packed!

[Porsche-O-Phile]

My friends band in college was "Hot Damn!". His brother's (actually quite good and got done local coverage) was "The Confessors". I did some promotional work for them until they broke up. Fun days - a bunch of trips around the area, NYC, etc.

[azasadny]

Our son's band was "Dandelion Brigade"...

[stomachmonkey]

Named one of my sisters bands Ginger Loves Maryann

Poodle Soufle and Feeding the Tapeworm were considered

[Gogar]

"Your Mom" works the same way.

Free Beer. I can see the marquee now, "One Night Only Free Beer". The place will be packed!

[kach22i]

MSG and the angry spats

[Chocaholic]

One of our dogs has a tail that curls up exposing his "third eye" for all to see.

The kids decided that their band would be called "Murphy's Third Eye".

[foxpaws]

Originally Posted by craigster59

Free Beer. I can see the marquee now, "One Night Only Free Beer". The place will be packed!

Sort of been done - "One Night Only - Bare Naked Ladies"...

[VaSteve]

The Unfunny Mr Dave Barry Quartet

[LSA]

My bands name 4152

CA penal code 415 subsection(2) Any person who maliciously and willfully disturbs another person by loud and unreasonable noise.

[M.D. Holloway]

Played in bands called

Lil Willy and the Paratwats

Bad way

Unheard Complaints

If Only...Nah

Zig Zag Big Bag (that one didn't really get off the ground, more smoke'n than jam'n)

[ledhedsymbols]

Thought I was so clever... Youth In Asia.... Then I googled it.

[70SATMan]

Rock Bollocks

[yazhound]

The King's Folly