TABS Ain't Workin On Maggies Farm No More

[M.D. Holloway]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

What editorial prowess!

Oh No He Di'dent!!!

just what i need, mo editors!!!

[LakeCleElum]

Originally Posted by nostatic

omaha!

too funny

[LakeCleElum]

Originally Posted by tabs

TABS has ceased and desisted from articulating such commentary.

Been Meaning to Thank you for That

[Por_sha911]

rosebud

[Iciclehead]

TABS, seriously...I take issue and forebearance at your elucidation of one's mental displacement from the mere realism of us lowly mortals. Mainly as...

1. Have you ever worked, seeing as you are a man of leisure?
2. Have you known Maggie or her drawers whether it be in a social or Biblical manner?
3. Would you recognize a farm 2 times out 3 or do the co-inhabitants of the farms you are most familiar with have jackets with the sleeves tied in the back? Or were you ruminating around the north end of south bound cows?
4. Was No More a misspelling? Did you mean your heroine Michael Moore?

...all in good fun.....blaze away and my various and sundry mental infidelities, incongruities and impossibilities....

Dennis

[wdfifteen]

It's a sad day and a loss to PPOT.
Oh well. PARTEEE!!!

[hardflex]

I wish there was something I could do or say
to try to make you change your mind and stay
we never did too much talkin anyway
so don't think twice it's alright...




A quote from Dylan that seems to have been lost on Parf deserves a Dylan quote in return.

[creaturecat]

You ain't been working anywhere, for a long time, yes?
: )

[KFC911]

I've been LOL through this whole thread...

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

So how was it working on Maggie's farm all those years. Did she pay well?

I'm bet'n he wishes he'd never seen her face

[recycled sixtie]

It has been said before. This is a very unforgiving crowd. You could be back for more abuse....never say never.
G

PS I do like the Bob Dylan quote above.

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by creaturecat

You ain't been working anywhere, for a long time, yes?
: )

He used to dance for those at minstrel shows and county fairs throughout the south.

He dances now at every chance at honky-tonks for drinks and tips.
But most of the time he spends behind these county bars, 'cause he drinks a bit.

[herr_oberst]

Good luck, Tabs.

"Well, I try my best
To be just like I am
But everybody wants you
To be just like them"

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by recycled sixtie

It has been said before. This is a very unforgiving crowd. You could be back for more abuse.

We've been forgiving Tabs for years . And he WILL be back...Guy, I think if might be a cultural thing...if you could see how my longtime buddies and I ABUSE each other in real life I bet you'd be shaking your head in bewilderment

ps: lots of song, cultural, etc. references sprinkled throughout...it's all in fun.

[Taz's Master]

Those stairs hurt on the way down, but sometimes learning the hard way is the only way...

[hardflex]

They'll Stone you when you're driving in your car (yee hah)
They'll Stone you when you're playing your guitar
but I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get Stoned!

[M.D. Holloway]

" stuff is tougher now ....... stronger.......take a men less to git more....... its better but worse....... all I know is its there if you want it and it's there if ya don't "

[M.D. Holloway]

Looks like Billy has fish to fry.

[juanbenae]

Originally Posted by nostatic

You should focus your efforts on research into how to write in the 4th person. You could spark a revolution...

yeah, at least a dozen 3rd person references there....

[Turbo_pro]

Bloviating is just a place holder for original thought. It's like smegma (the cheesy substance that forms on the head of an uncircumcised penis) in that it always seems to be there but no one knows why.

The universe hates a vacuum so some other tool will jump up, waving his hand, stomping his foot to fill the void.....

[craigster59]

Don't need to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.