VD, unique thingy

[Joe Bob]

So I have a sleep over with a gal pal in San Diego.....happens to be VD whilst I be there.....as opposed to and/or in conjunction with a gaggle of roses and tulips on her organ......what is something YOU would do?


Something unique, I will be picking her up at the airport......

[SilberUrS6]

Town car, driver with a sign with her name, you're waiting in the car with a little vino or bubbly.

You can have a chat on the way to whichever place you're going, and not have to worry about traffic or whatever. If you want a little more privacy, hire a limo.

[Noah930]

Holy schmoly. I had a different understanding of VD when I first read your post. Carry on.

[RWebb]

make her get a blood test

[Shaun @ Tru6]

Originally Posted by Noah930

Holy schmoly. I had a different understanding of VD when I first read your post. Carry on.

exactly what I was thinking. was thinking dental dam while reading.

[widebody911]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

conjunction with a gaggle of roses and tulips on her organ

You definitely need to have her get that checked.

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

...and tulips on her organ......what is something YOU would do?
...

Originally Posted by widebody911

You definitely need to have her get that checked.

I'm with Thom on this one...

Twolips on yer organ is OK, but ya don't want Tulips on yer organ

[scottmandue]

Yes, VD is a unique and very special thing!

[Rick V]

I think we have all overlooked the obvious, Joe Bob has a date, I thing the lady might need therapy, not flowers.

[on2wheels52]

Violet Dudley?
Jim

[nynor]

comedy gold.... joe bob wins it!

[nynor]

looks like you have it sorted:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

[red-beard]

We told you to wrap that rascal!

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by Rick V

I think we have all overlooked the obvious, Joe Bob has a date, I thing the lady might need therapy, not flowers.

Don't worry, her parole officer is a good listener...

[RANDY P]

VD? Run away- fast.

[livi]

I would go with Penicillin.

[aigel]

Haha!!! That was funny. I also did not read this as Valentine's Day. Must be the OP.

I have no good suggestions. Not much of a "romantic" here. All things I can come up with are $$$ and probably over-run because every other moron out there has to do something special that day.

G

[widgeon13]

Haven't heard the term VD in years, now they're called STD's.

Happy Valentine's Day Joe Bob, get her some good candy.

[creaturecat]

Jeez J B
too much information!
again.
: )

[Joe Bob]

Well, just got back from the combined VD/Wake. It was epic.

Gonna do a repeat in Vegas. I hope I heal up in time. She was walking a little bowlegged up to the airport gate.

Old girlfriends know where to hit the spot.