Talking in my sleep

[varmint]

girlfriend is pissed. at some point last night i called someone a "*****". of course i have no memory of this or the dream i was having. and don't think should be held responsible.

is there any way of dealing with this?

[AFC-911]

Leave it alone.

It could have been directed her in the dream or someone else. No one will ever know.

Note - now that she knows you talk in your sleep, she might figure out she can ask you questions you normally won't answer.

For example, my now ex asked me who I would sleep with at work. Being unconscious and asleep, I answered truthfully with multiple names. Man, was I in deep doodoo.

She forgot about it eventually.

[varmint]

Originally Posted by AFC-911

Note - now that she knows you talk in your sleep, she might figure out she can ask you questions you normally won't answer.

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thank you. now i'm terrified.

[2porscheguy]

The Romantics - Talking In Your Sleep - YouTube

A couple of years ago my wife had bouts where she would snore REAL LOUD...she didn't believe me so one night I secretly videotaped her....I had the proof and I presented it to her the next day...she was shocked at how loud she could get!

Luckily it only lasted a couple of weeks!

[Aragorn]

Originally Posted by AFC-911

Leave it alone.

It could have been directed her in the dream or someone else. No one will ever know.

Note - now that she knows you talk in your sleep, she might figure out she can ask you questions you normally won't answer.

For example, my now ex asked me who I would sleep with at work. Being unconscious and asleep, I answered truthfully with multiple names. Man, was I in deep doodoo.

She forgot about it eventually.

That shows such optimism. Women are like elephants because they never forget. They squirrel it away and retrieve it at the most opportune time.

[jwasbury]

Originally Posted by Aragorn

Women are like elephants because they never forget. They squirrel it away and retrieve it at the most opportune time.

^truer words were never spoken

[Gogar]

Don't eat anything within a few hours of bedtime.
Don't drink booze within a few hours of bedtime.
Don't watch TV right before bedtime.
Bang the bejeezus out of your girlfriend right before bedtime.

[AFC-911]

Originally Posted by varmint

thank you. now i'm terrified.

Isn't this the first thing everyone does when they find out someone talks in their sleep? The person who's awake can steer the conversation by asking questions even though they might not get any logical answers.

Conversations with a sleep talker is hilarious. (unless, you're getting grilled by an unhappy SO...In which case, it sucks)

I've been on both sides.

[Joe Bob]

Oi, had that happen on my snoring......embarrassed the hell out of me.

Funny thing, she snored too.

[2porscheguy]

In Vegas JB?

[Joe Bob]

Oh yeah......

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by varmint

girlfriend is pissed. at some point last night i called someone a "*****". of course i have no memory of this or the dream i was having. and don't think should be held responsible.

is there any way of dealing with this?

At least yer breathing while ya sleep.

[johnco]

had a girlfriend that sometimes talked in her sleep. that would lead to a quick and easy hypnotic induction. then the fun started

[Joe Bob]

Sleep nookie?

[johnco]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

Sleep nookie?

anything you want! ever see an adults only hypnosis show?

[TimT]

My wife talks in her sleep..... In Mandarin...

The first time I mentioned that she talked in her sleep she asked me "what did I say"

Then after a moment we were laughing hysterically..... Since I speak very little Mandarin.....It was a good happy moment..

[A930Rocket]

Well the good news you didn't mention another females name. Dodged that bullet.

[AFC-911]

This reminds me of a Modern Family episode.

Modern Family _ Gloria Gets Mad Over Jay's Sexy Dream - Video Dailymotion

Turned out that he was having a nightmare about the dog being in danger.

lol

[madmmac]

Originally Posted by Aragorn

Women are like elephants because they never forget. They squirrel it away and retrieve it at the most opportune time.

Not true at all. They forget all the "good stuff" you have done.

[varmint]

survived another night. she seems in good spirits.