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Adventures of Joe Bob, part 23

I just got back from a date....did something I haven't done in 30+ years......I necked in the back seat of a car outside her parents house......

Steamed up the windows and got gouged by seat belt buckles......geez, it was fun.

NO, I wasn't alone.....and it was with a girl....my age.....and not a blowup doll.

Almost got busted, all the clothes were on the floor and the old lady across the street opened the garage door to walk the dogs......we were laughing in the car trying to cover up....had to suspend operations as the security wanker in the golf cart was prolly on the way......

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Old 04-02-2014, 01:58 PM
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NO, I wasn't alone.....and it was with a girl....my age.....and not a blowup doll.
That's a good thing, remember that time you told me your date cut her arm on the glass coffee table and it took you all night to get her patched up and re-inflated?

What a bummer. No sheet.
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So, lets get a couple of things straight as Joe Bob has a tendency to exaggerate....

All the clothes were not on the floor...just some....

But, well...I guess the rest of it all was true!
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So, lets get a couple of things straight as Joe Bob has a tendency to exaggerate....

All the clothes were not on the floor...just some....

But, well...I guess the rest of it all was true!
HAHAHAHAHA!


Yeeah!
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getting freaky in a nursing home parking lot seems pretty weird.
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Retirement community, Gated.....
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Retirement community, Gated.....
You take your dates to all the fancy places! This was no ordinary retirement community, no sir. It was a gated retirement community. Swanky.



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Ummm we don't want to see your back at this age Mass of hair and .... Nope. Her "back" on the other hand.

Hasn't anyone said Pics yet!???
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had to be close to the baby monitor..?
you listening for something..
or folks listening to you 2 going uh and ah..

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...stuck out like a sore winky.....going back tonite.....
May want to see a doctor about that first, before going back tonite...
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Winnebago is the indian term for winky smaller than the others.
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Citation needed.....I see a tribe, a language, a series of lakes and a big ass motor home.

BTW, bet yer hung like a rabbit....
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she lives with her parents..
has two little ones (baby monitor)..

that's a serious migraine ..
and proof winky is doing the thinking....

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uh-oh...someone is getting their feelers hurt...

This rabbit seems representative...

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No one has a dashcam to loan Joe Bob?
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JB.

This is GREAT

That's how ones spells Kabeesh!?
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Would the dash cam video be 4 hours in JB's world but a few minutes in hers?
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Sounds like a combination of HSB & HNC

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