He Should Have Beat Them...

[legion]

...With an ugly stick until they stopped.

Oops....too late.

Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On Church Lawn | The Smoking Gun

MAY 6--Attendees at a wedding Saturday were shocked to spot a 60-year-old woman and a 56-year-old man engaging in sex acts on the church lawn, Utah cops report.

A Salt Lake City Police Department cop was summoned to Sacred Heart Catholic Church around 6 PM by a wedding guest who “ran into the road to stop” a passing police cruiser being driven by Officer Rich Stone.

Stone then approached Sandra Kruser and Wilson Benally, who were laying on the church lawn. “I walked over to the couple and I physically saw the sex act,” Stone reported. Specifically, the cop noted, Benally “had his tongue and finger inside of Ms. Krusen’s vagina.”

The Kruser-Benally tryst was viewed by, among others, “four children in the wedding party,” according to a police report.

When Stone confronted the couple, they initially ignored orders to stop having sex. Kruser and Benally--who were not invited to the nuptials--eventually had to be pried apart by Stone.

Seen in the above mug shots, Kruser and Benally were arrested for gross lewdness and public intoxication. Benally was also charged with criminal trespass. Kruser and Benally remain locked up in the Salt Lake County jail, where Kruser is being held in lieu of $2093 bond, while Benally will have to post $2313 to secure his release.

Jail records show that Benally has been booked 102 times into the Salt Lake lockup, while Kruser has been there on 15 separate occasions.

[herr_oberst]

"Kruser and Benally--who were not invited to the nuptials--eventually had to be pried apart by Stone."

Yup.

[Adam]

For 56yrs and 60yrs old, they look like a couple of busted-ass wrecks...

[Steve Carlton]

[ckissick]

That defies... everything known to mankind.

[asphaltgambler]

I can see why they couldn't wait, both of them are soooooo hot!!

[KevinTodd]

"She tasted like cigarettes"....

[ckelly78z]

They both have a thick set of beer goggles !

[june82000]

Originally Posted by thesmokinggun.com

Specifically, the cop noted, Benally “had his tongue and finger inside of Ms. Krusen’s vagina.”

[J P Stein]

TMI.

[asphaltgambler]

Only to clean the dust and dirt out........................

[oldE]

Originally Posted by asphaltgambler

Only to clean the dust and dirt out........................

OMG Man!
I wouldn't put your tongue in there.

Les

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by asphaltgambler

Only to clean the dust and dirt out........................

Why did cave men drag their women around by their hair?

Because if they drug em around by the feet they'd fill up with dirt.

[GH85Carrera]

I guess there really is someone for every person.

On the 1 to 10 scale they are both in the negatives numbers.

[Josh D]

There's a Catholic church in Salt Lake City?

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by Josh D

There's a Catholic church in Salt Lake City?

Yep, and even some Baptists and Methodists!

[sammyg2]

my family attended a Presbyterian church when we lived in SLC.

Last time I read, the Mormon population in SLC was estimated around 55%.
Higher in smaller towns.