Some people should not be allowed to own tools

[Por_sha911]

I'm sure everyone knows that the only two tools you need are duct tape and a Big Hammer.
If its loose and it shouldn't be - duct tape.
If its stuck and it shouldn't be - big hammer

[MBAtarga]

Originally Posted by Por_sha911

I'm sure everyone knows that the only two tools you need are duct tape and a Big Hammer.
If its loose and it shouldn't be - duct tape.
If its stuck and it shouldn't be - big hammer

Nope - got it wrong! Substitute WD-40 for big hammer in above comments.

[Head416]

BFH has saved the day more than once...

[RonDent]

Originally Posted by Por_sha911

I'm sure everyone knows that the only two tools you need are duct tape and a Big Hammer.
If its loose and it shouldn't be - duct tape.
If its stuck and it shouldn't be - big hammer

I'm sorry. Please do NOT apply for any opening where I work. We already have to many "Hammers" and not enough "techs".

[JavaBrewer]

Originally Posted by NY65912

This is precisely why we need shop classes in our schools!!!!

+1

Love it!

[Gogar]

When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

[GWN7]

Originally Posted by Gogar

When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Maslow ........... Too bad it was a crowbar

[aigel]

Also note that he was pulling up on the bar instead of using his weight to push down - but that's definitely asking for too much here!

[Schrup]

I have to help folks over the phone to get their meter off when they have a water emergency. I look at a satellite photo & try to walk them through it, if it's an elderly person I don't usually bother. It's amusing when I get an adult who doesn't know what a crescent wrench is or how to get a meter box open. I'm trying to save them $60, so if they get pissy or can't understand within 15 minutes, I dispatch someone.

[Por_sha911]

Originally Posted by RonDent

I'm sorry. Please do NOT apply for any opening where I work. We already have to many "Hammers" and not enough "techs".

No problem.
Please don't apply for any opening requiring writing where I work since "to many" is incorrectly spelled. It should be "too many".