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Let me scorch your mind's eye.
Sunday morning. Church folks. I stopped for my Sunday Peets coffee. Saw a homeless lady wiping her pits with the water from drip irrigation. No biggie.
Came out wary. Ready to drop my eyes in protection. Not fast enough. I saw her crouched asking her haynanoonanoo. Gah! I need a country home. Typos and bad grammar sponsored by iPhone!
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See what going to church gets ya?
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"Lady"? You're too kind, Vash.
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What did she ask it?
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Haha. Spell check.
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Not familiar with the term. Was she dropping anchor?
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Yeah I am lost here too, What happened?
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She was washing her vagina with the trickling water stream from drip irrigation.
I can't unsee this. Need more Budweiser. Typos and bad grammar sponsored by iPhone!
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Vash,
I feel your pain....the things I have seen working on Skid Row...branded into my memory!!
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At least she was washing it....
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At least she's interested in some form of hygiene instead of growing hot mayonnaise down there. My hat's off to ya lady!
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Yeah. I thought she was laying cable.
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I am just glad I did not have to see this!
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Ah!!!! These mental images I'm getting might be worse than the real thing!
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That there's what they call a "redneck bidet".
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