That made me giggle. Thanks for the laugh.

This just means your awkward man-crush stalkers are staying under the radar.

I married into the right family. We are visiting today. MIL took us to lunch and she paid, the house is super quiet and the AC is perfect. I just took a nap while my wife and her mom quietly chatted. No drama, no problems. My only complaint is she did not make her great home made lasagna. The restaurant was good BBQ but her cooking is great.

She did have me clean up a few issues on her computer but that was 5 minutes of using a mouse. Phew.

Time for another nap in the recliner.

My Dad has about 20% of his hearing and he plays the TV so loud that you would not be able to hear a tornado siren. One of these days he's going to wind up in Oz.