She's so hot but before you all start trading your ladies for her
Remember we all get sick of them
Even Britney Spears bf cheated on her this week caught by video dumped shortly after lol
We all wish we had them but what would we do when we have them

Agree ST's songs are EXTREMELY elementary. She can sing though.

What country song is it that you can't hear it coming? Music wise, though.

If you are talking the story, The Grand Tour and He Stopped Loving Her Today - as well as George Strait's, The Chair - have twists that made them great way beyond the song.

Is this what you are saying? ST ain't got none of that. But I would rather make out with her than the two dudes I mentioned.

She's basically harmless.

A Great looking lady for sure but I could never get into Country music.
That and Gospel.... My loss I guess.

Top forty country can be awful, but also, a singer songwriter like Lucinda Williams
can be great. Give a listen to "Cars wheels on a gravel road", it's hard not to like. The entire album (CD) is quite something.http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1409573843.jpg
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She is today's Crystal Gayle without decent music. Most music, today and yesterday, is/was just commercial BS.

Your taste in music must be different than mine...

I tried to listen to that. Made it 3/4 of the way through. The lyrics need a lot of work, the phrasing doesn't work at all and her voice is terrible. My wife sings better than that. I'd listen to any song Shania Twain ever recorded before spinning that one again.

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Do they make ear bleach?

JR

Turn in your card. She's worth $350 million, is drop-dead-gorgeous and only works when she wants to. If you couldn't expend enough effort to make that work for you, I have no words of advice.

JR

[QUOTE=javadog;8240180]Your taste in music must be different than mine...


Probably is, so if you don't like Lucinda you could try Iris DeMent she may be more your style. Her songs are cheery and happy-go- luckyish. BTW I like most music except jazz, which I hate. Would rather opera than jazz. So everyone is different I guess. Thanks




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What "jazz" have you listened to? It is a pretty broad genre...

Don't know, brush and snare drum shuffle maybe I don't know. My whole family
played it, but wasn't for me. Woody Allen clarinet, I don't know all the heroin addict stuff. Although I liked Chet Baker a bit, but too tragic. General jazz. Like corporal punishment.

Well, you're missing out on all the best stuff there....

She sure could eat less cheeseburgers.

Not really imo. She's one of my favorites of the genre besides Bonnie Raitt and Emmylou Harris.
More folk vs. country/pop.

Maybe....but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating one....:p

excuse me I have to go to the bathroom and work on something for a quick bit:


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Having a Christina Aguilera phase I suppose.

Mmmmm, I dunno... She looks like she keeps herself whittled down. Any less Shania Twain would look too much like a wispy runway model.

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Hard to eat less than the zero cheesburgers that she eats now. She's a vegetarian and doesn't eat many carbs, either.

I was thinking of helping her get over her divorce from the Mutt, but the vegetarain thing, and the fact that she doesn't believe in pre-marital sex, were deal killers for me.

She's all of 5-4 and 110 pounds.

JR

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I dunno she looks like Vanilla Oprah in that first pic... The second one is a lot better.