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| G'day! | Quote: 
 I practice catch and release but also realise sadly, it's a philosophy that is not shared by others...       
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			Do you folks that catch and release have enough property that you can release them on your property far enough away that they no longer cause you problems or are you releasing a nuisance animal on someone else's property?
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|  09-07-2014, 07:41 AM | 
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				Best way.......
			 
			
Shave it?
		 
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|  09-07-2014, 07:56 AM | 
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| G'day! | Quote: 
 No need to re-release around those pesky two-legged varmints.   
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|  09-07-2014, 08:20 AM | 
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			Does "the wild" not belong to someone else...or do you own it?
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			Fint, do you have a solution to the op's original question?
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			You don't have any parkland near you?
		 
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			A large beaver costume. They hate the competition.
		 
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|  09-07-2014, 09:01 AM | 
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| G'day! | Quote: 
 Shouldn't your question be..."Are there are other nuisance 2-legged varmints near where they are released?" The answer then would still be "No...I wouldn't do that to them (the 4-legged varmints)."   
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			You could catch it and make some really cool memes with it.
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|  09-07-2014, 10:19 AM | 
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			I wonder what beavers use for slang when referring to pussy?
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			Nailing their best friend or sister has always worked for me. YMMV
		 
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|  09-07-2014, 10:46 AM | 
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			Big sticks seem to only attract them. But why would anyone want get rid of a nice tasty critter anyways? | ||
|  09-07-2014, 10:48 AM | 
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			Public Park across the street...Town has tried traps.  Doesn't work...
		 
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|  09-07-2014, 11:00 AM | 
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			Beavers are generally nocturnal animals so shooting them is a tad difficult unless you have a night vision scope. They eat branches, so baiting a trap for them is a tad difficult. The spring traps only work if they accidently walk in them. If you destroy their dam they will rebuild it some times over night.  The sure fire way to remove them is with dynamite. Find their "home". Go out and plant a couple sticks in the top of the home. When you climb the home they will run out to see wtf is going on. Go to the shore and wait 20-30 minutes so they go back into the home. Set the dynamite off. Then destroy the dam. You do need a explosives licence to buy the dynamite and set it off. 
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			seen it at dawn...
		 
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			ask it to sign a prenup.
		 
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| JOT MON ABBR OTH Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA 
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			Check with Texas DNR and the local Humane Society.  Being in town makes a difference. FWIW, beaver does not taste that bad, it tastes like beaver. Low and slow cooking. And there is a demand for the pelts. 
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|  09-07-2014, 02:39 PM | 
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			+1 on trap and release.
		 
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