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red-beard 09-16-2014 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Laneco (Post 8263938)
Sooner or later, every subject matter in the universe is covered in this forum - LOL!

angela

And over and over again. I doubt it is ten threads, but there have been at least 5 on this subject over the years.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/274943-just-cut-my-sack.html

SmileWavy

David 09-16-2014 06:54 AM

This is an old topic here but being married for 18 years before my divorce in 2012 I hadn't given it much thought.

One evening shortly after my split in 2012 while sitting around having beers with a few Pelicans who will remain nameless, this topic came up. I was quite surprised when the quick poll revelled all present manscaped and the age range was probably 20's to 50's :D

vash 09-16-2014 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Noah930 (Post 8263595)
That's what I first thought of when I saw the title of the thread, too. But then I realized it wasn't one that vash had started.

oh no..dont include me in this thread. ever.

i officially hand the torch over to chris.. :D

i'm out!!!

Gogar 09-16-2014 07:21 AM

Trim those bushes! Makes the house look bigger.

scottmandue 09-16-2014 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SilberUrS6 (Post 8263581)
I think most folks consider "manscaping" to be the hair modifications that get done south of equator, but could also include stuff like chest hair and back hair.

I think that most anything one does to one's head is called "grooming".

All other hair not mentioned is left to do what it wants. :)

This^^^ when I hear "manscapeing I think of "trimming the bushes"

"All other hair not mentioned is left to do what it wants." Ah youth... when your eyebrow start to look like Andy Rooney you may reconsider. :D

Outback Porsche 09-16-2014 07:43 AM

I'm all for giving something a go at least once, but manscaping is something I'll definitely never do again. That just itches for weeks - worse than crabs :eek:

cockerpunk 09-16-2014 07:45 AM

its only polite. i expect the women i am with to keep things neat, no reason why i shouldn't as well.

SilberUrS6 09-16-2014 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 8264057)
This^^^ when I hear "manscapeing I think of "trimming the bushes"

"All other hair not mentioned is left to do what it wants." Ah youth... when your eyebrow start to look like Andy Rooney you may reconsider. :D

I covered that with "grooming".

:D

Crowbob 09-16-2014 09:00 AM

This should be in PARF. Not one person will talk about the obvious. That is that most manscapers are illegals who snuck in. Put it in PARF! Open up the discussion to real men with bushes. Not that thee's anything wrong with that.

dtw 09-16-2014 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Outback Porsche (Post 8264096)
I'm all for giving something a go at least once, but manscaping is something I'll definitely never do again. That just itches for weeks - worse than crabs :eek:

Use a REALLY good, sharp razor. Use excellent shaving cream. Rinse blade out very frequently to keep it from loading up. Do no more than 2 passes - once in each direction. Hit 'region' with an alum bar immediately afterward, then splash on some nice after-shave. Use some Gold Bond powder down there for a few days afterward if you tend to perspire.

I mean...so I've heard.

scottmandue 09-16-2014 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by dtw (Post 8264292)
Use a REALLY good, sharp razor. Use excellent shaving cream. Rinse blade out very frequently to keep it from loading up. Do no more than 2 passes - once in each direction. Hit 'region' with an alum bar immediately afterward, then splash on some nice after-shave. Use some Gold Bond powder down there for a few days afterward if you tend to perspire.

I mean...so I've heard.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1410887748.jpg

I may have trimmed the bushes a few times but no way I'm digging up the lawn!

dtw 09-16-2014 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 8264301)
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1410887748.jpg

I may have trimmed the bushes a few times but no way I'm digging up the lawn!

Whatever my lady wants, my lady gets.

I mean...so I've heard.

Crowbob 09-16-2014 09:24 AM

Rubbing alcohol. You forgot the post-weedwhack rinse with rubbing alcohol. I'm also told Icy-Hot produces some good effects and they last longer, too!

This thread sucks.

red-beard 09-16-2014 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Crowbob (Post 8264260)
This should be in PARF. Not one person will talk about the obvious. That is that most manscapers are illegals who snuck in. Put it in PARF! Open up the discussion to real men with bushes. Not that thee's anything wrong with that.

This is true! The lady who used to manscape me was French!

stomachmonkey 09-16-2014 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Outback Porsche (Post 8264096)
I'm all for giving something a go at least once, but manscaping is something I'll definitely never do again. That just itches for weeks - worse than crabs :eek:

You need to use one of these.

Just thins and trims, never chafes skin and no risk of cutting the old nut sac.

http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/imag...-Razor-400.jpg

126coupe 09-16-2014 09:43 AM

Wife handles this chore for mehttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1410889408.jpg
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1410889429.jpg

Seahawk 09-16-2014 10:02 AM

We both do, more topiary than landscaping :D

Me:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1410890476.jpg

My wife:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1410890497.jpg

dan88911 09-16-2014 11:39 AM

Other than the routine haircut . I trim whatever I think needs some trimming. ie. nose, ears, south of the border.
Lately a few brow hairs are growing in gray as expected following the beard and head hair.
I have been pulling them. I will probably given in at some point.
To me it's all grooming.

imcarthur 09-16-2014 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by dtw (Post 8264319)
Whatever my lady wants, my lady gets.

I mean...so I've heard.

I have found that manscaping 'down there' tends to encourage the 'up close' action ;) . . . which is never, ever a bad thing. And electrics work very well.

Ian

dtw 09-16-2014 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by imcarthur (Post 8264622)
I have found that manscaping 'down there' tends to encourage the 'up close' action ;) . . . which is never, ever a bad thing. And electrics work very well.

Ian

Agreed. Turn that jungle into a jungle gym.


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