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Buy A Laboratory Grown Penis
http://www.engadget.com/2014/10/07/laboratory-grown-penises-will-be-available-in-five-years/
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There are a few people that I would like to see have one grafted on their forehead.
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10-07-2014, 04:11 PM
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Will it be a problem when a Lesbian orders a white one, and wakes up with a black one?
refnc: http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-politics-religion/832874-but-i-ordered-white-baby.html
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I'm just glad there is help for little Donny.
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Will they price by the inch?
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch." The man perks up. "So," the doctor says,"You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision." The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?" "Yes I have," says the man. "And has she helped you make a decision?" "Yes" says the man. "What is your decision?" asks the doctor. "We're getting granite countertops...."
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"Can you make me look like John Holmes, doc?"
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10-07-2014, 04:30 PM
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The pricing model is simple. $10 per inch^2
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South Park Eek a penis: South Park Eek a penis - YouTube
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I've already got a dick, can they make me one of these, hold the crazy?
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I'm satisfied with my angry inch.
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10-07-2014, 05:35 PM
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"Big hat, no cattle."
"Big belt buckle, little dick." . ...ex g/f ...with Southern sense of humor (Alabama).
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10-07-2014, 06:20 PM
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Uh oh...Healey was right!
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10-07-2014, 06:39 PM
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canna change law physics
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1st, I expect the Porn industry is going to be putting money into "transplants".
2nd, lesbians might go for some extra equipment.
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10-07-2014, 06:47 PM
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You call it "your crazy"? Okaaay.
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The Stepford eyes...
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1989 Porsche 911 Carrera 3.2
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