"First World" Problems

[LakeCleElum]

My motorcycle season was short changed with a limit of 16,000 miles.

This was caused mainly by a month long trip to Europe in June and now a 25 day Mediterranean Cruise. Maybe I'll rent a bike for the day in Greece or Monaco?

[R K T]

There is some calcium scale build-up on the tile where the spa spills over into my swimming pool!!!!!

[flipper35]

I have to go buy another set of tires for my Cobra. Darn race tires are only good for a couple years because they have no preservatives and I mainly use them on the street.

[mgatepi]

The A/C in our Cadillac smells musty at start up........

[scottmandue]

I don't have a Ducati to post pictures of in the Ducati thread

[vash]

two ply toilet paper, with no ridges...seriously, heathens.

[sammyg2]

I recently went to the dentist for a check-up/cleannig, which is covered under insurance. Free/grata/no charge etc.

The bastage den-tite said it's been two years since full mouth x-rays, I said whatever, fine.
Then I get a bill for $95 for the portion of the x-ray cost the insurane company didn't pay.
I don't know if I want to live in a country where dentists can bill the patient as much as they want.

Of course I called the dentist's office and cancelled my next 6 month appointment and told them I'd be getting myself a new den-tist.

So now I'm looking for a good dentist in north OC that doesn't over-charge.

[lowyder993s]

Turned my 2011 chevy diesel crew cab p/u back into chevy for lemon law. Got my check, went to GMC, bought a 2015 GAS pick up. They brought it to my house, signed the papers, all is good...till the next day. Turns out it was a DOUBLE cab (smaller rear passenger area)...so now my hawk won't fit in her box back there. They are sussing a crew cab for me now; had to take the Ferrari to work.

[VINMAN]

There's too many raisins in my Raisin Bran.

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[flipper35]

Not enough raisins in my raisin bran.

[VINMAN]

Originally Posted by flipper35

Not enough raisins in my raisin bran.

Here, take some of mine...

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[flipper35]

Thanks.

Hey we are solving the worlds problems! Now what do we complain about?

[Hawkeye's-911T]

^^^ Maybe finding an efficient way to pick fly $ch1tt out of pepper??

[sammyg2]

Some folks might say, "eating animals doesn't make sense so I am not going to eat animals any more but that's a personal choice so I'll respect otherpeople's rights to make their own personal choice."
And I'm perfectly OK with that.


Others say, "eating animals doesn't make sense so I'm going to tell everyone to stop it and I'm going to make them all change their minds and i'm going to make everyone agree with me and think like me and do what I do" ...

and I want to rip those people's heads off and fill the cavity with stinking feces and leave their corpses to rot on the side of the road until the weevels and rats and vultures pick their skeletons clean.
Figuratively speaking of course .......


Besides, vegitables are what food eats.

[cashflyer]

By business partner called me from Gulfstream today to tell me he is not getting the G650, but has decided on the new G500 instead because it has lower DOCs. Well sure, but it's not as big! Now we're going to have to leave out 4 of our friends when we fly to St Maarten.

I'll tell you what.... I'm not giving up any of MY hookers, damn it.

[flipper35]

Wouldn't a 600 have been a better compromise? Or, at least it isn't a Falcon.

[Noah930]

That Ferrari car show on Rodeo Drive last weekend was fantastic. Perfect SoCal weather. Gorgeous selection of F-cars, including 3 LeMans winners. Classy location. And beautiful women everywhere. How would I ever pick just one car to take home?

[flipper35]

Originally Posted by Hawkeye's-911T

^^^ Maybe finding an efficient way to pick fly $ch1tt out of pepper??

Use white pepper.

Now that my raisin ratio is fixed I noticed that now that the fall weather is here when I sit on the commode it is a little too cool for my taste. Should I wake my wife to pre-warm it or buy a commode seat heater?

[vash]

gah.;

i need to find a stack of quarters. i need to go to a coin operated laundry facility!! my machined failed me after 14 faithful years.

laundry-mat..the horrors.

[flipper35]

Deepest sympathies man.