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Wow, that sucks. The Laundromat. Yuck.
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Glen 49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America 1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan 1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood! |
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My new toilet doesn't flush fast enogh
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'78 SC Targa ~Brynhild~ Insta: @911saucy "The car has been the cave wall on which Industrial Man has painted his longings and desires." -Eddie Alterman- |
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10-28-2014, 09:37 AM
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Model Citizen
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Voodoo Lounge
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My bidet is cold-water only.
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"I would be a tone-deaf heathen if I didn't call the engine astounding. If it had been invented solely to make noise, there would be shrines to it in Rome" |
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10-28-2014, 09:41 AM
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10-28-2014, 07:00 PM
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76/3.0 tarcabvertible 64 corvette conv. 72 Alfa GTV 79 Jeep Cherokee Chief |
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10-28-2014, 07:34 PM
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Bill is Dead.
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Alaska.
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One of my water pipes is leaking.
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10-29-2014, 03:08 AM
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In Vino Veritas
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Waiting in vain
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The winery tasting room was closed.
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Todd '85 3.2 Targa/'87 951/'04 C4S Coupe "Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained" Thomas E. |
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10-29-2014, 05:12 AM
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I am too fat.
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Glen 49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America 1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan 1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood! |
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10-29-2014, 05:16 AM
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Crusty Conservative
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The auto winder I just bought will not keep my Rolex running while I wear other wristwatches,
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Bill 69 911 T Targa, 2.4E w/carbs (1985-2001) 70 911 S Coupe, 2nd owner (1989- 2015) 73 911 T Targa, 3.2 Motronic (2001- ) |
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10-29-2014, 06:00 AM
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Can't get my humidor to fall below 76% ambient humidity...
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'78 SC Targa ~Brynhild~ Insta: @911saucy "The car has been the cave wall on which Industrial Man has painted his longings and desires." -Eddie Alterman- |
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10-29-2014, 06:55 AM
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10-29-2014, 08:58 AM
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10-29-2014, 09:00 AM
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least common denominator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: San Pedro,CA
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My blue-ray won't sync with my flat screen!
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Gary Fisher 29er 2019 Kia Stinger 2.0t gone 1995 Miata Sold 1984 944 Sold I am not lost for I know where I am, however where I am is lost. - Winnie the poo. |
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10-29-2014, 09:22 AM
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Noisy sunroof...
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'78 SC Targa ~Brynhild~ Insta: @911saucy "The car has been the cave wall on which Industrial Man has painted his longings and desires." -Eddie Alterman- |
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10-29-2014, 11:19 AM
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Can't decide which of 4 vehicles to drive.
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10-29-2014, 11:25 AM
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Student of the obvious
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Phoenix
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A video card went out on my computer. I only have one monitor now.
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10-29-2014, 04:18 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2000
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Every Wednesday I have to play musical parking spaces to keep our 4th car from getting a ticket from the street sweeper.
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10-30-2014, 05:29 AM
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10-30-2014, 07:33 AM
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My buddy and I were complaining today about our tailor and were whining about where else can we go to buy custom suits.
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10-30-2014, 08:43 PM
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We only had a total of 8 trick-or-treaters come by last night....now we have all this candy left over....
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11-01-2014, 12:37 PM
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Das Eos-Gone But Not Forgotten...
Battle Wagon
Max
Porsche
Alfa
Jeep
vette
1970 Porsche 911S 2.2l MFI
1988 BMW M3
1987 Porsche 930
1980 Porsche 911 SC Targa
2006 Porsche 997 C4S Coupe
