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masraum 10-30-2014 10:35 AM

Can someone explain the current hipster beard thing
 
I'm living in a part of town that's right next to Houston's hipster mecca. I see this look fairly often. Usually the guys are wearing clunky old fashioned glasses, otherwise stylishly dressed, and then this huge beard that makes it look like they're one of the duck dynasty guys.

http://pixel.nymag.com/content/dam/d...ster-beard.jpg

I REALLY don't get it. I would think this look with be like a babe repellent, but I assume they've had the kool-aid too.

Anyone understand this or know where it came from?

masraum 10-30-2014 10:37 AM

maybe it's a way to cover up those regrettable neck tattoos.

http://blog.pricecheck.co.za/wp-cont...ster-beard.jpg

vash 10-30-2014 10:42 AM

i'm bare faced. chinese dude.

if i could grow one, i would..hahah..just for fun. i live in the Bay Area, and i see your hipster mecca and raise you one hipster MOVEMENT..it is crazy over here.

i kinda think it's what pushing the SC pricing up over the top here. these guys make killer money in the dot.com thing, and want cool cars. half the time i drive my 911Sc..some dude in a trendy hat, beard..skinny jeans and expensive ass plaid shirt is trying to buy my car from me..

one day, one guy will offer me CRAZY money and i will hand the keys over..but not yet.

widebody911 10-30-2014 10:50 AM

There is no explaining hipster trends.

mikesride 10-30-2014 10:53 AM

You are not hip enough to understand man.......
(me neither) ;)

vash 10-30-2014 11:02 AM

15 years from now there will be a new look and all these ex hipsters will wonder as we are wondering now.

I like the evolution.

Jim Richards 10-30-2014 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by widebody911 (Post 8330979)
There is no explaining hipster trends.

^^^this

herr_oberst 10-30-2014 11:11 AM

Everybody wants to be an individual.

(They're everywhere in PDX, too)

Jim Richards 10-30-2014 11:11 AM

^^^just like everyone else

sand_man 10-30-2014 11:17 AM

Conforming to non-conformity...

911SauCy 10-30-2014 11:24 AM

Worth a watch and a number of laughs!

Evolution of the Hipster - YouTube


(I need to learn how to embed vids)

masraum 10-30-2014 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 911SauCy (Post 8331051)
Worth a watch and a number of laughs!

Evolution of the Hipster - YouTube


(I need to learn how to embed vids)

Under the video on yt, there should be a button that says "Share". When you click that it will expand a small area and then there will be another button that says "embed". Click that and then copy the text in the box and paste into your post.

911SauCy 10-30-2014 11:29 AM

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/jbTI7eWaQbk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

911SauCy 10-30-2014 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by masraum (Post 8331055)
under the video on yt, there should be a button that says "share". When you click that it will expand a small area and then there will be another button that says "embed". Click that and then copy the text in the box and paste into your post.

boooyaahhh

Rick Lee 10-30-2014 11:31 AM

What I don't understand is how any of these guys get women. What woman in the last 80 yrs. wants a man with a beard like that?

GG Allin 10-30-2014 11:38 AM

They're all trying do be different, yet they're all doing the same thing.

GH85Carrera 10-30-2014 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 8331062)
What I don't understand is how any of these guys get women. What woman in the last 80 yrs. wants a man with a beard like that?

Ah that is the best part. See the men act like they don't care about women and that drives the women crazy with desire. Like wearing a wedding ring!

dlockhart 10-30-2014 11:43 AM

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/q0kSuZFOwFE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

craigster59 10-30-2014 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 8331062)
What I don't understand is how any of these guys get women. What woman in the last 80 yrs. wants a man with a beard like that?

The majority of the art dept guys I work with who look like that are gay. They call themselves "Bears".

gtc 10-30-2014 12:30 PM

A surprising number. Which is irritating, since I can't grow any sort of beard worth a damn.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 8331062)
What I don't understand is how any of these guys get women. What woman in the last 80 yrs. wants a man with a beard like that?


GH85Carrera 10-30-2014 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by craigster59 (Post 8331153)
The majority of the art dept guys I work with who look like that are gay. They call themselves "Bears".

I never knew bears were gay.

I knew they liked pick-a-nick baskets. At least on cartoons.

Jim Richards 10-30-2014 12:32 PM

The hipster in my condo building has a pretty nice looking wife, although she's kind of a hipsterette.

GH85Carrera 10-30-2014 12:34 PM

Does she have a beard? :eek:

Jim Richards 10-30-2014 12:36 PM

Not that I've been invited to see.

herr_oberst 10-30-2014 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 8331178)
Does she have a beard? :eek:

Maybe she IS a beard!

varmint 10-30-2014 12:50 PM

the hipsters have begun to realize they suffer from a masculinity deficit. the beards are a misguided attempt to fix it.

willtel 10-30-2014 12:50 PM

Don't question those with blue warts.

targa911S 10-30-2014 12:51 PM

what...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1414702285.jpg

masraum 10-30-2014 12:56 PM

I can't embed from my ipad, but this was amusing

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t-xgYTVS-Fg

70SATMan 10-30-2014 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by varmint (Post 8331214)
the hipsters have begun to realize they suffer from a masculinity deficit. the beards are a misguided attempt to fix it.

Don't you work in an art dept? I thought a lot of dudes up your way wore beards.

Lot's O hipsters in baseball at the mo. No lack of masculinity.

uncle_scott 10-30-2014 01:02 PM

My dad had an awesome mustache growing up, and my uncle always had a big beard. Its pretty much been a way of life for me, and I have consistently had a beard since about 2007. I feel like that was before I heard the term hipster regularly. Ultimately my beard was grown out of laziness in not wanting to shave, and now I am growing it out because I like it a little longer. My wife loves it...go figure.

masraum 10-30-2014 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by targa911S (Post 8331216)

OK, but 1 You're an old guy and 2 You play a bass (it is bass, right, I think that's right). I think the bass gives you a free pass on several eccentricities.

Maybe, just maybe, we've found the source of the hipster beard virus ^. It's benign in the hands of Targa911S, but mutates and is capable of airborne transmission (unlike ebola) once a non-bass player has it.

varmint 10-30-2014 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 70SATMan (Post 8331240)
Don't you work in an art dept? I thought a lot of dudes up your way wore beards.

Lot's O hipsters in baseball at the mo. No lack of masculinity.




i am an F-250 diesel driving, lifetime NRA member, republican who just spilt four cords of wood for the winter. and i still qualify as a damn hippie in this state.



http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1414703313.jpg

shave most of those hipster beards nd this is what you're left with. it's like a mullet for the low testosterone crowd.

targa911S 10-30-2014 01:15 PM

LOL...I love this place....yes it's bass. Bass players also have the H.A.T. virus. Now you ALL will get the hipster virus from looking at my picture..sell all your razor stocks..

Isn't november the No Shave Month?

GH85Carrera 10-30-2014 01:24 PM

I have had my beard since the late 1970s. I don't have any plans to shave. I am the opposite of a hipster.

70SATMan 10-30-2014 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by varmint (Post 8331265)
i am an F-250 diesel driving, lifetime NRA member, republican who just spilt four cords of wood for the winter. and i still ,,,,,

work in an art dept. yes? Do you wear a beard?

varmint 10-30-2014 01:43 PM

art department, yes
beard, no

70SATMan 10-30-2014 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 8331293)
I have had my beard since the late 1970s. I don't have any plans to shave. I am the opposite of a hipster.

I almost always have some form of facial hair going on. My wife and girls are used to me changing my look all the time.

Right now, my oldest says my current stache style makes me look a little like an 1800s baseball player.

Been a Hick, a Rocker, a Punk, a Mod, back to a Hick, to a Grunge, to a Kook and now, leaning back towards a Mod which is what Hipsters long to be.

70SATMan 10-30-2014 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by varmint (Post 8331332)
art department, yes
beard, no

OK then, See?? That wasn't hard.

oldE 10-30-2014 02:14 PM

Tell you what.

Dig out some pics from the sixties and seventies and look at the 'cool dudes'.
Yep. Looks just as stupid to us now as the proffered pic at the start of this thread.
But, man we were cool!
My dear wife (of 38 years) did not see me without a beard until we had been married for 16 months. She still likes the bearded (but trimmed, these days) look, although I find I tend to think of Santa when I look in the mirror. :p

Best
Les


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