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2porscheguy 02-26-2015 01:17 PM

Let's find this Fcuker!!!
 
Good Ol' Jihadi John has now been identified!

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/bbc-names-jihadi-john-suspect-islamic-state-beheading-110637337.html

Q: What should be done with him when he's captured?

BlueSkyJaunte 02-26-2015 01:24 PM

Fishhooks in the testicles...slowly increase the tension...

flipper35 02-26-2015 01:28 PM

^ While in a pig pen.

yazhound 02-26-2015 01:39 PM

no, peal skin, rub liberally with ground epsom salt, leave for fire ants while women stand around and laugh and taunt

yetibone 02-26-2015 01:51 PM

Burn him, but don't burn him to death, just 3rd degree...

Do one arm first. Let it fester for a week, then burn a leg. A week or so after that, burn the other arm, other leg, etc.. Later, burn the hair off his head. Beard, and all.

Castrate him.

After all that, break his jaw, and all his teeth out with a curb stomp, and cut his tongue out so he can't ear, or drink, although Make sure he gets meals in his cell though. Something like pork chops, or Boston Butt.

Televise how he lives out his last days.

pavulon 02-26-2015 01:51 PM

gay rape, rifle to knees, cuff wrists, arms all the way around over the top, sever johnson, suspend by scrotum, burn, feed to pigs...over a month or two's time...broadcast all of it on Jihadjohnnycam.com

M.D. Holloway 02-26-2015 01:54 PM

The hate runs deep in these my Lord...lets go biblical on him...old school...

lane912 02-26-2015 01:56 PM

just turn over to Jordan-
we have weak morals

Rick V 02-26-2015 02:15 PM

Remove his skin with an electric potato peeler and wash him off with alcohol, each day after that break one knuckle starting at the end and working the way into the arm, then the wrists, elbows ect, when we get to the shoulders repeat the process on his feet and stop at the hips, then start on a rib a day, turn him into a damn jelly fish then just chuck him into a hog pen.

Evans, Marv 02-26-2015 02:30 PM

This wishful thinking is all very nice but we all know if he's captured alive, he'll be brought before a judge in a US courtroom and given his rights just as if he were a citizen. For myself, I think Arab justice would be about the best we could do if we turned him over to a country we could trust to do that. I actually think whoever gets their hands on him will put him through a period of rendition.

2porscheguy 02-26-2015 02:37 PM

Man, you guys are cruel!:rolleyes:

So you wouldn't offer him plastic surgery to help change his appearance as he will undoubtedly be a persecuted individual once identified, and then give him a new identity to allow for rehabilitation into society, and, of course, as much mental health counselling as necessary to allow for said rehabilitation? Oh, and of course provide him with a generous monthly stipend as it will be very difficult for him to support himself as he will undoubtedly be suffering from PTSD and all?

yellowperil 02-26-2015 02:41 PM

He's quite tall, shorten him by about 12", just like he did to others.

Norm K 02-26-2015 02:48 PM

Staple a nice pair of Dr. Dre's Beats to his head, turn up the volume and make him listen to PARF Christians for the rest of his life.

group911@aol.co 02-26-2015 02:55 PM

Yep. Let's lower ourselves to their standard so they too can plaster our videos all over to convert those that aren't. Great idea.

Por_sha911 02-26-2015 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nkowi (Post 8506655)
Staple a nice pair of Dr. Dre's Beats to his head, turn up the volume and make him listen to PARF Christians for the rest of his life.

That would be a blessing to him when he gets saved.

Norm K 02-26-2015 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Por_sha911 (Post 8506671)
That would be a blessing to him when he gets saved.

This guy could never qualify for Christian-style salvation `cause if there's a god he has common sense.

BeyGon 02-26-2015 03:15 PM

I think, like any prisoner we end up with from now on, get what info you can in the first hour or so then turn them over to Jordan, Egypt, the Kurds or whatever other group is in the area that they have been murdering. Any group that doesn't follow the obaama/holder Miranda laws. Let them ask them questions for a while. on the way out.

Baz 02-26-2015 03:41 PM

You guys are lightweights!

If you really want to torture him....make him sit through both the Academy Awards and the State of the Union speech....all in ONE SITTING!

:eek:

look 171 02-26-2015 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by group911@aol.co (Post 8506666)
Yep. Let's lower ourselves to their standard so they too can plaster our videos all over to convert those that aren't. Great idea.

what do you suggest, counseling because he was temporary insane?

flyenby 02-26-2015 04:01 PM

Just kill the jerk...


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