Sky dicks over Florida

[Don Plumley]

And for the win:



Made my day. The comments section is great. Remember Austin Powers:

Johnson: [Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
Jet Pilot: Dick.
Dick: Yeah?
Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.
Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--
Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous--
Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying--
Musician: Willie.
Willie Nelson: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant--
Colonel: Johnson?!
Johnson: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
Later, as Dr. Evil is escaping: Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge--
Schoolteacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Otherwise known as tallywhacker, schlong or--
Dad: Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?
Son: Dad? What's that? points at rocket
Dad: I don't know, son, but it's got great big--
Peanut seller: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some-- Lord Almighty!
Woman: That looks just like my husband's--
Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster!
One-eyed Monster: jumps out and scares crowd, then points to the rocket Hey, what's that? It looks like a big--
female Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph?
Woody Harrelson: Sure thing. [Sees rocket] Oh my lord.
Female fan: It's big!
Woody: Nah, I've seen bigger, it's--
Dr. Evil: (To Mini-Me) Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space.

It's great being 12.

[crustychief]

HMMMMMM. My Garmin VIRB displays a track line.......... Gonna have to commit aviation for art!

[Don Plumley]

Please oh please oh please...

HMMMMMM. My Garmin VIRB displays a track line.......... Gonna have to commit aviation for art!

[porsche4life]

Lol! Do it!! Draw a pelican.

[crustychief]

Damn! That might take some work. I have to get the TAC out and see if I can without busting Class B airspace around here.
The penis would be easy.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Sounds fun!

Can you just go over the top? Most Class B goes up to 10,000' and reverts to Class E.

[onewhippedpuppy]

On one of the final certification flights of the Hawker 4000 (mid-sized business jet), our test pilots drew the Hawker hawk logo with their flight path. Made for a pretty cool Flight Aware map.

[Aurel]

"Flying any plane, even a small one like this, is not cheap, and it likely cost somewhere in the ballpark of $100/hr to draw those to heavenly wangs."

Ballpark got it.

[Scuba Steve]

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy

On one of the final certification flights of the Hawker 4000 (mid-sized business jet), our test pilots drew the Hawker hawk logo with their flight path. Made for a pretty cool Flight Aware map.

747 and 787 test plots were known to do the same thing.

[rick-l]

Boeing #236

[Don Plumley]

This still makes me giggle:

[porsche4life]

Don I think you should make a skydick wine with the map as a label! Would sell like hot cakes!

[Don Plumley]

There is/was a wine called "Cleavage Creek"