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Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Voodoo Lounge
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Got a bunch of old dildos you want to get rid of?
Purported Portland Dildo Tosser: "We're nowhere near done."
Lady has 10 000 dildos. Found a way to dispose of some of them. Local sex shop says don't use them if they fall off the wire. Picture of a guy on a pickup truck trying to fish one off the wire. That's the synopsis. Now you don't have to read the article! |
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07-17-2015, 01:17 PM
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least common denominator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: San Pedro,CA
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Stole from another thread:
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Gary Fisher 29er 2019 Kia Stinger 2.0t gone  1995 Miata Sold 1984 944 Sold I am not lost for I know where I am, however where I am is lost. - Winnie the poo. Last edited by scottmandue; 07-17-2015 at 01:39 PM.. |
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07-17-2015, 01:36 PM
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I have no idea what a dildo costs.
Assuming it is just 5 bucks each that is 50 grand in dildos.  That is a lot of jack! 
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07-17-2015, 01:42 PM
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Information Junky
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: an island, upper left coast, USA
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sheesh, what a mess.
and that idiot with a pole, trying to knock those off - wth? makes me want to see a specially built drone to go after those. -I'm thinking servos and prop motors attached to a helium filled blow-up doll. That would get those off. bah-dum-chinnnggg...
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07-17-2015, 01:44 PM
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least common denominator
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I just had to click... it was worth it...
"which did not identify the woman, treating her as a sort of Deep Throat of dildos—the 20-something woman said she is tossing the dildos as a free expression of joy. "It had to be done. I have no idea why, but it had to," she told VICE. "Dick-tossing is an exercise in happiness." She's got 10,000 sex toys, she says—a mother lode of factory rejects—and she's nowhere near done. But they're not sure what to do with the butt plugs."
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07-17-2015, 01:48 PM
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probably some dad who lives in the neighborhood who doesn't want to explain a factory reject wang to his kids.
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07-17-2015, 01:52 PM
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Information Junky
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07-17-2015, 02:03 PM
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I have. Ignorance will kill the hell out of you.
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07-17-2015, 02:14 PM
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Location: Winnipeg, MB, Canada
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Saw a 440v line burn a hole thru a 100 year old Elm tree one night.
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07-17-2015, 02:20 PM
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A friend of mine's dad was driving through Virginia Beach once.
He was an older, proud 78 year old marine with the typical marine cut hair, straight laced, genuine American hero which typifies what Tom Brokaw would rightly refer to as "The greatest generation." A man of few words, he was religious, no nonsense, and stout. A man of strength and morality.... While stopped at a light, he noticed a bag in the street, right next to his car door. Curious, he opened the door, picked up the bag, and lo and behold... It was filled with Dildos. Big ones, black ones, bent ones.... "Hey Honey--- I found a bag of Do's" he said to his wife...Grinning... (About there the story ends... !)
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07-17-2015, 03:15 PM
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Personally I would not recommend touching a dildo you find in the street...
Because you don't know where it has been!!! I'll be here all week folks... don't forget to tip your waiters...
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07-17-2015, 03:26 PM
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Cars & Coffee Killer
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: State of Failure
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I thought this thread would be about politicians.
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07-17-2015, 04:09 PM
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I'm nearly certain that friends of mine are behind this.
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07-17-2015, 06:18 PM
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I can remember raiding my buddies parents bedroom looking for the keys to their RX 7 so we could make a beer run. We never found the damn keys, but did find his moms dildo collection.
We had star wars like light sabre battles with them
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07-17-2015, 06:32 PM
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It's Art.
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07-17-2015, 06:39 PM
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Quite a few over in PARF.
Good luck to whomever can round them up...
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07-17-2015, 08:07 PM
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07-17-2015, 09:43 PM
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So, what did the leper tell the prostitute?
"Keep the tip .." |
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07-18-2015, 09:33 AM
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Dog-faced pony soldier
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What the hell can you do with 10,000 dildos that you can't do with one? Is she bringing 9,999 friends?
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07-18-2015, 10:05 AM
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Information Junky
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: an island, upper left coast, USA
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Sure, and they're all coming.
Seriously, this strikes me as part of the ever expanding effort of the trivialization of men. It's a Micro Aggression [/ PC speak]
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07-18-2015, 10:09 AM
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