Plaintiff claims Mars Water led to Paul Walker Crash, sues James Dean's Porsche.

[Gogar]

Please don't read. Just fire away!

[URY914]

We need more threads started on this topic.

[wdfifteen]

Totally plausible. I've never trusted Mars. Calls itself The Red Planet when really it's kind of a twinkley pink. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[LEAKYSEALS951]

...was thinking more upon the lines of "Paul Walker's daughter sues Mars"- but yours is better. If all the Magnus Walker 277 crash threads had of happened a week later- the internet would have exploded.

P.S.-Bonus points if you can work in "afterlife"
P.S.S- I've enjoyed all these threads (well- not the paul walker ones- I'm not a F&F fan so I never clicked on them- that's just me)- but it has been a fun challenge keeping up with em'!

[Rikao4]

Well the telemetry suggest Uranus was not anywhere near this event....

[patz]

Pluto hasn't made it around the Sun since it was discovered.

[DonDavis]

Easy answer...

give this people ear!!

[KFC911]

Bush's fault....

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

Totally plausible. I've never trusted Mars. ....

Made me fat (not really)....but I cut 'em out anyways...

[wdfifteen]

"Mars water found on Uranus, Paul Walkers daughter sues"

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by KC911

Bush's fault....

Nope. VW's cheater diesels spewing soot into the atmosphere created too much greenhouse gas to be held by Earth's gravity. The solar wind disbursed the sooty greenhouse gases to Mars, creating a runaway greenhouse effect there along with the subsequent formation of flowing water. Martian meteorites, with this water trapped within, made their way back to Earth, where they fell in the vicinity of Walker's ill-fated route. The meteorites' trapped water flash-evaporated in Earth's atmosphere near the road in question, thus reducing the road surface's coefficient of friction. This, coupled with VW's cheater software inadvertently introduced into the Porsche supercar, made its handling too dangerous for the street, even for expert drivers. This is the ONLY possible explanation. I would stake my reputation as a lawyer on this!

[GH85Carrera]

Nope, it was a GHOST!

[Tervuren]

I tried a mars chocolate once that had a higher water content, seems it helped it grow some really bad tasting nasty life forms.

[sand_man]

I don't know about any of that, but what kind of oil do I need to use in my air/oil-cooled Porsche on Mars? Also, will the atmosphere affect my monkey rolls and cratch slaps?

[KevinP73]

Laugh all you want but I've got pictures of Deans Spyder taken as recently as last month.

[LakeCleElum]

I hear Magnus is gonna be named as a co-defendant for posting video's that lead to those kind of stupid stunts?

[KevinP73]

First Paul Walker then Magnus Walker......I'm seeing a pattern starting develop here.

[imcarthur]

Exactly. There is always a conspiracy. You just have to have the right shape of tin foil hat to figure it out.

Ian

[fast_e_man]

Pretty sure Gov. Moonbeam will be implicated soon in the attempted cover up. Something about seeking alternate sources to ease the Cali drought.

[MAS956]

Dude, where'd I park my car????