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The numbers are incredible: Yogi Berra statistics and career numbers | Newsday
The quotes more so: “So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.”
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When asked by his wife if he wanted to be buried in Upper Montclair, NJ or in his hometown of St Louis, his response was pure Yogi: "I don't know, surprise me."
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You're selling him short by using At Bats. It took over 650 Plate Appearances for him to accumulate those twelve strikeouts.
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I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
Not sure if that's his, but it should be!
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Jeez Toby, cut me some slack. I shoulda used green, I know.
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![]() . ~~~~~~~ I think this is about when some part of an outfield would become shaded early in the day. . "It gets late awfully early out there."
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Sandy Koufax began his career with the Brooklyn Dodgers in 1955. I think Yogi and Ralph Kiner were the last major stars from the 1940's still with us. Red Sox Hall of Fame second baseman Bobby Doerr, age 97, began his career in 1937, two years before Ted Williams.
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Berra's granddaughter writes for ESPN. She tells Yogi she's interested in a particularly rich single athlete who is, unfortunately, dating a swimsuit model.
Yogi says, 'You got swimsuits!' Sweet guy by all accounts. 'I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.' |
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Hey hey, BooBoo.
Let's go gets some pic-a-nic baskets. Hey hey BooBoo! (Sorry, not a Yogi Berra quote. I gotta stop readin' the AP). |
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1. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
2. You can observe a lot by just watching. 3. It ain’t over till it’s over 4. It’s like déjà vu all over again. 5. No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded. 6. Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. 7. A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. 8. Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. 9. We made too many wrong mistakes. 10. Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken. 11. You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six. 12. You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you. 13. I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. 14. Never answer an anonymous letter. 15. Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting. 16. How can you think and hit at the same time? 17. The future ain’t what it used to be. 18. I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better. 19. It gets late early out here. 20. If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them. 21. We have deep depth. 22. Pair up in threes. 23. Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel. 24. You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there. 25. All pitchers are liars or crybabies. 26. Even Napoleon had his Watergate. 27. Bill Dickey is learning me his experience. 28. He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious. 29. It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much. 30. I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don’t understand is how he lost five. 31. I don’t know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads. 32. I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary. 33. I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. 34. In baseball, you don’t know nothing. 35. I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? 36. I never said most of the things I said. 37. It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility. 38. If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer. 39. I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I’d never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field. 40. So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face. 41. Take it with a grin of salt. 42. (On the 1973 Mets) We were overwhelming underdogs. 43. The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. 44. Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. 45. Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren’t allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training. 46. You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go. 47. I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine. 48. If I didn’t make it in baseball, I won’t have made it workin’. I didn’t like to work. 49. If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be. 50. A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ’em, ‘I don’t know any.’ They want me to make one up. I don’t make ’em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know. |
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I don't think it was Yogi, but it's a favorite of mine
"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous ."
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As a kid growing up in the 60's, this is also how you remembered Yogi Berra.
Maybe just the east coast?
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