Funny things wives say....

[mikester]

'Did you need another flash light?'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[Craig T]

"Are those new race tires?, or the same ones that were here last month?" "You don't buy race tires for every race weekend do you"?

[mikester]

'I noticed you have a lot of tools in the garage, um...do you think any are duplicates?'

To be fair I asked her to help me clean up a bit so I was asking for comments to be made but that one had me laughing for real.

[Tidybuoy]

Originally Posted by mikester

'I noticed you have a lot of tools in the garage, um...do you think any are duplicates?'

Shoes in the closet.....any duplicates?

[fastfredracing]

" How many porsches do you really need ? "

[Baz]

Nice and quiet around here......

[berettafan]

'When were you going to tell me you backed the boat into the garage door?'

[Bill Douglas]

A girlfriend and I were out driving one day and I said "Wow, THAT is a really nice 911."

She said "Darling, they are all the same, the're just different colors."

[Oh Haha]

Today at the drum store:

" That looks the same as the other cymbals you already have."

[Eric Hahl]

Wife: "what's that?!"
Me: "my new motorcycle."

[72doug2,2S]

Bought a little plastic cooler for picnics.

Sticker says, lid comes off at 90 degrees. As I am immediately testing this, she comes over and says what are you doing? I said the lid comes off at 90 degrees.

She leans in and touches my lid and says that doesn't feel like it is 90 degrees, it's cold.

[motion]

My wife comes up with gems almost every day. She said this one a couple weeks ago:

"If I ever catch you looking at a woman who isn't beautiful, I'll murder you".

Every few months she catches me with a certain look in my eye and says, "What motorcycle are you buying and not telling me about?".

[URY914]

Me; "Where do you want to go for dinner?"
Her: "Oh I don't care, you pick.
Me: "OK I say XXXX"
Her; "I don't want to go there......"

[aap1966]

"Another part for your (27 year old) BMW.....can't you just fix everything at once so you don't have to spend any more on it?"

But it's cute when she asks "When are you going to sell that car?" as if it's actually a possibility.

[look 171]

"Close the front door"

"I don't feel like cooking today"

they aren't all that funny

[Tervuren]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

A girlfriend and I were out driving one day and I said "Wow, THAT is a really nice 911."

She said "Darling, they are all the same, the're just different colors."

I pick out a local car show what will win ladies choice by looking at who brought the brightest color car. Doesn't fail.

[Evans, Marv]

Enough of your smartassness!

[Nostril Cheese]

What exactly is Gumby?

Is he like a sentient stick of gum? odd to think its ex-wife now...

[GWN7]

Ex Wife: "I'm mad at you for buying that boat and not discussing it with me" (April 2015)

I bought the boat in 1989 .......

[mikester]

Originally Posted by look 171

"Close the front door"

"I don't feel like cooking today"

they aren't all that funny

You listen too much.

Pick and choose when you pay attention and the gems will appear.