I can see your Camel Toe

[Rusty Heap]

Yes, yes I can.

I can see your camel toe.


this is hilarious.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxOO199--r0

[Seahawk]

Everything about the video is stupid, transparent and juvenile.

Which is precisely why I found it funny

[wildthing]

Hilarious.

[Bugsinrugs]

I love it!

[Christien]

Anyone notice the Porsche content?

[MT930]

Not to be confused with the Moose knuckle

[patz]

That be a Moose Fist.

[Steve Carlton]

[LeeH]

And the sequel..

[Rick Lee]

That's a vag-omach or gunt.

Originally Posted by MT930

[Rikao4]

Women are getting labiaplasty to look good in their yoga pants
By Jane Ridley October 28, 2015 | 9:51am

Modal Trigger Women are getting labiaplasty to look good in their yoga pants
More women are signing up for labiaplasty to reduce the size and "enhance the appearance" of their private parts, especially when they wear tight-fitting clothes such as workout gear.

Before Veronica R. went under the knife for a labiaplasty procedure, the 28-year-old Manhattanite joked around with plastic surgeon Dr. Richard Swift about the anticipated results.

“Make me look like Barbie!” she told him, with a laugh.

The striking model, who asked for her last name not to be used for professional reasons, underwent the surgery in September, because she was self-conscious about the size of the labia minora (inner lips) of her vagina.

She is among a growing number of women signing up for labiaplasty to reduce the size and “enhance the appearance” of their private parts, especially when they’re wearing tight-fitting clothes such as workout gear.

According to the American Society for Aesthetic Surgery (ASAPS,) there has been a significant increase in the number of these tissue removal and restructuring procedures — an astonishing 48 percent rise in 2014 from 2013.

“More women are pursuing labiaplasty to correct labia-related issues that are interfering with their ability to perform sexually, to perform daily tasks such as exercise, or are merely causing discomfort,” says Dr. Michael Edwards of ASAPS.

On New York’s Upper East Side, Swift reports that a large number of his clients are motivated by wanting to look sleeker in so-called “athleisure wear,” made from Lycra-like fabrics which often compress the area.

They are keen to avoid so-called “camel toe” or internal “twisting” when they’re working out at top exercise venues such as SoulCycle, Barry’s Bootcamp and the Fhitting Room.


- Dr. Richard Swift
“The ubiquitous yoga pants that everyone is wearing are playing a big part in this trend,” says Swift, who performs between three and five labiaplasties per week at the cost of between $5,500 to $7,500 each.

“For those whose labia are enlarged, they can make them feel uncomfortable and exposed,” adds Swift. “One of my patients was particularly self-conscious doing Pilates in a leotard — so much so that she was afraid to do certain moves.”

Another factor is women’s growing desire to groom the more intimate areas of their body.

“If they are getting a Brazilian wax or laser hair removal, they can feel self-conscious about the look or size of their [labias],”says Swift.

As for Veronica, she now feels more relaxed when she wears tight workout gear. “I often used to get caught up inside myself and it hurt,” she explains. “But I never like wearing exercise outfits [that] are too loose.”

She says her boyfriend approves of her new look, which was achieved during an hour-long operation under local anesthetic and required around three days of convalescence.

“I did this for myself, not anyone else,” insists Veronica, who hit the gym again around three weeks after the procedure. “I’m about the happiest you can be.”

Meanwhile, 40-year-old Maria T., another of Swift’s labiaplasty patients, who also asked for anonymity, claims that self-consciousness about her pelvic region used to impact what she wore — especially for exercise.

Now, eight years since she had the op, she’s happy to wear trendy Lululemon pants to her yoga class.

“I am very happy with the result,” says the Manhattan-dwelling mother of two. “When it comes to that part of my body, it’s a definite case of ‘less is more.’

[Steve Carlton]

It looks like a naked dwarf is under her clothes hugging her belly.

[patz]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labiaplasty