What a f***ing half wit.

I'm sure there are lots of other people who could have managed the job.

At least now people know there was a Miss Universe pageant.

I feel for the guy. No one is perfect.

Miss Columbia comes out ahead, as mentioned. She sure looks like a young version of Sofía Vergara.

Given that I didn't even know (or care) that yet another dog show^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hbeauty pageant was going on, I'm gonna say this was scripted to generate buzz.

Name something you don't want to do on live tv.

I thought that as well but I can't imagine anyone coming up with something like this just to generate publicity. It's just too risky.

wonder what that card is worth and how long until it turns up on pawn stars.

^^^ ".....I hear what you're saying but let me call my buddy that was a former Miss Universe and have him look at it for me." ;)

Yup, totally unaware that it still existed.

30 posts and no mentioning of "I´d hit that". :D

December 22, 2015

Mass Man Card Revocation After Miss Universe Blunder

In a staggering blow to testosterone levels nationwide and to the great dismay of women everywhere, men were seen to be discussing the epic blunder made by Steve Harvey in announcing the wrong winner of the Miss Universe 2015 Pageant.

Mark Stahl, president of the nation's largest issuer of man cards, could not be reached for comment. Astute staffers were able to translate some of the rants coming from his office Monday afternoon though and recorded some of the rant.

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WTF! First we have 30 year old dorks dressed up in crap Star Wars costumes lined up like kindergartners on a field trip and now this, MEN posting about Miss Universe! And Steve Harvey?!

Women around the country were equally dismayed to learn of this posting.

It is learned that Stahl has ordered emails to go out asking men to voluntarily drop their man card off saying that boxes will be set up in the tampon aisle at major retail stores.

In other news, Valentine's Day forecasters are bearish about the February holiday.

Men are interested in this because there it is an age-old analogy along the lines of them moaning out the wrong name during times of...of...intimacy.

The horror...the horror.

But is it? When you have something that's jumped the shark as badly as the Miss ______ competitions, no risk is too great in the attempt to find some sort of relevance.

He's a little overweight.

^^^^ Awesome!

We wouldn't be talking about it if he read the card right. Sounds like a win to me and seems a little suspicious.

No way.

That was my first thought too David...a little embarrassment for Harvey, but add an extra 0 to his paycheck and the pageant gets WAY more notice than they ever would have. Maybe a conspiracy theory, maybe not.

I will say a quick glance at that card and I can see how the mistake might be made, look at it quick and you just see large, bold "2nd: USA" "1st: Columbia"

What does it matter, neither should have won, they are both ugly.

--- Signed,

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