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vash 05-17-2016 07:43 AM

does anyone pee thru the zipper hole?
 
i've never..is that what the zipper is even for? or is it for guys with hips that need to pull pants on/off.

and that pee hole in my boxers..come on..

sorry, i'm bored waiting for some online training to start..:)

recycled sixtie 05-17-2016 07:47 AM

Houston we have a problem....

Embraer 05-17-2016 07:49 AM

Like pajamas with pockets. Convenient when you need to store stuff while you're sleeping.

Hugh R 05-17-2016 07:50 AM

Are you one of those guys who drops trow at the urinal with your butt exposed? Nevermind, I really don't want to know.

gatotom 05-17-2016 07:54 AM

Sooooooooo, you use that zipper thing like a venetian blind, to let light and air in?

flipper35 05-17-2016 07:57 AM

I thought the zipper was to adjust the ventilation down there!

peppy 05-17-2016 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Hugh R (Post 9124254)
Are you one of those guys who drops trow at the urinal with your butt exposed? Nevermind, I really don't want to know.

My 9 yo does that in public. I make him use a stall.

Steve Carlton 05-17-2016 08:15 AM

I thought it was for pooping. Maybe I've got things backwards.

GH85Carrera 05-17-2016 08:15 AM

The trouser snake has to have an escape route! And yea, that is what zippers are for, whizzing

aigel 05-17-2016 08:18 AM

Haha - Vash starts the best threads. That's for sure.

Only time it makes sense to go zipper only is if you go commando. Otherwise underpants make it too complicated.

Also, in cold climates, we are talking sub zero, I have routed things through the available feedthroughs, not to freeze off something important...

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Porsche-O-Phile 05-17-2016 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 9124292)
The trouser snake has to have an escape route! And yea, that is what zippers are for, whizzing

Really?

I always thought they were to provide comedy for cruel and sadistic clothing designers (usually women!) by ensuring that every male will inattentively zip up on his unit at some point causing unbearable shooting pain, bleeding like a stuck pig and loud swearing - hopefully only once in his life.

A cruel thing, they are. I like button fly for exactly this reason!

vash 05-17-2016 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Carlton (Post 9124289)
I thought it was for pooping. Maybe I've got things backwards.



Haha.

stomachmonkey 05-17-2016 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile (Post 9124304)
Really?

I always thought they were to provide comedy for cruel and sadistic clothing designers (usually women!) by ensuring that every male will inattentively zip up on his unit at some point causing unbearable shooting pain, bleeding like a stuck pig and loud swearing - hopefully only once in his life.

A cruel thing, they are. I like button fly for exactly this reason!

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Geary 05-17-2016 09:18 AM

Thanks a lot, Steve .. coffee all over our new carpet

ckelly78z 05-17-2016 09:22 AM

Never used the zipper, or the underwear flap only to go pee. Undo your pants, drop to the appropriate level (not off the hips unless you are sitting down), and do your business. I really don't want to end up like the above clip from "Something about Mary" !

Evans, Marv 05-17-2016 09:31 AM

I just undo the front of my pants. I quit peeing through the zipper opening in the fifth grade when I had to make a quick bathroom stop in school and zipped the thing up in my zipper in a rush to get out. Boy that hurt and left a line of little square cuts that took a while to heal.

GH85Carrera 05-17-2016 09:47 AM

Wow, amazing. I learned how to use a zipper back when I was a kid. Really! I guess some of it is I am an old geezer and wear a belt (no suspenders) and tuck in my shirt. Way too much work to undo the belt, the clasp on the pants and still have to open the zipper and then reverse engineer all that to get out of the bathroom.

Rusty Heap 05-17-2016 10:12 AM

I'm sure she stands to pee. "Look Bill........................no hands! "


:eek:




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ckelly78z 05-17-2016 10:54 AM

But does Kaitlyn still stand, or sit ?

rwest 05-17-2016 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ckelly78z (Post 9124518)
But does Kaitlyn still stand, or sit ?

Either?

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