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does anyone pee thru the zipper hole?
i've never..is that what the zipper is even for? or is it for guys with hips that need to pull pants on/off.
and that pee hole in my boxers..come on.. sorry, i'm bored waiting for some online training to start.. ![]()
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Like pajamas with pockets. Convenient when you need to store stuff while you're sleeping.
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Sooooooooo, you use that zipper thing like a venetian blind, to let light and air in?
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I thought the zipper was to adjust the ventilation down there!
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My 9 yo does that in public. I make him use a stall.
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I thought it was for pooping. Maybe I've got things backwards.
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The trouser snake has to have an escape route! And yea, that is what zippers are for, whizzing
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Haha - Vash starts the best threads. That's for sure.
Only time it makes sense to go zipper only is if you go commando. Otherwise underpants make it too complicated. Also, in cold climates, we are talking sub zero, I have routed things through the available feedthroughs, not to freeze off something important... G |
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Never used the zipper, or the underwear flap only to go pee. Undo your pants, drop to the appropriate level (not off the hips unless you are sitting down), and do your business. I really don't want to end up like the above clip from "Something about Mary" !
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I just undo the front of my pants. I quit peeing through the zipper opening in the fifth grade when I had to make a quick bathroom stop in school and zipped the thing up in my zipper in a rush to get out. Boy that hurt and left a line of little square cuts that took a while to heal.
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Wow, amazing. I learned how to use a zipper back when I was a kid. Really! I guess some of it is I am an old geezer and wear a belt (no suspenders) and tuck in my shirt. Way too much work to undo the belt, the clasp on the pants and still have to open the zipper and then reverse engineer all that to get out of the bathroom.
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I'm sure she stands to pee. "Look Bill........................no hands! "
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