does anyone pee thru the zipper hole?
 

i've never..is that what the zipper is even for? or is it for guys with hips that need to pull pants on/off.

and that pee hole in my boxers..come on..

sorry, i'm bored waiting for some online training to start..:)

Houston we have a problem....

Like pajamas with pockets. Convenient when you need to store stuff while you're sleeping.

Are you one of those guys who drops trow at the urinal with your butt exposed? Nevermind, I really don't want to know.

Sooooooooo, you use that zipper thing like a venetian blind, to let light and air in?

I thought the zipper was to adjust the ventilation down there!

My 9 yo does that in public. I make him use a stall.

I thought it was for pooping. Maybe I've got things backwards.

The trouser snake has to have an escape route! And yea, that is what zippers are for, whizzing

Haha - Vash starts the best threads. That's for sure.

Only time it makes sense to go zipper only is if you go commando. Otherwise underpants make it too complicated.

Also, in cold climates, we are talking sub zero, I have routed things through the available feedthroughs, not to freeze off something important...

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Really?

I always thought they were to provide comedy for cruel and sadistic clothing designers (usually women!) by ensuring that every male will inattentively zip up on his unit at some point causing unbearable shooting pain, bleeding like a stuck pig and loud swearing - hopefully only once in his life.

A cruel thing, they are. I like button fly for exactly this reason!

Haha.

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Thanks a lot, Steve .. coffee all over our new carpet

Never used the zipper, or the underwear flap only to go pee. Undo your pants, drop to the appropriate level (not off the hips unless you are sitting down), and do your business. I really don't want to end up like the above clip from "Something about Mary" !

I just undo the front of my pants. I quit peeing through the zipper opening in the fifth grade when I had to make a quick bathroom stop in school and zipped the thing up in my zipper in a rush to get out. Boy that hurt and left a line of little square cuts that took a while to heal.

Wow, amazing. I learned how to use a zipper back when I was a kid. Really! I guess some of it is I am an old geezer and wear a belt (no suspenders) and tuck in my shirt. Way too much work to undo the belt, the clasp on the pants and still have to open the zipper and then reverse engineer all that to get out of the bathroom.

I'm sure she stands to pee. "Look Bill........................no hands! "


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But does Kaitlyn still stand, or sit ?

Either?

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We have all done it...but anyone who does more than once is probably too stupid to live for long.

Oh and age has made it far more difficult to use the zipper...if you know what I mean.

Squirmin' Herman The One Eyed German pops his head out of the foxhole with a little relief from above. I hold the pants up with my left and shake with my right.

How can I stand at the urinal texting if I need to hold my pants up with one hand???

I just pee out the bottom of my pant leg....



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After you take it out of your sock...right?

Mostly through the hole.....sometimes not....it depends upon how drunk I am...

My boss likes to undo his belt and drop his pants to his ankles at the urinal. I try to avoid using the bathroom if I know he's in there because he has a habit of turning around and talking while he's still pulling his pants up and doing up his belt. I find it rather uncomfortable.

He also likes to release wind as loudly as he can mid-flow haha

I've run into that a few times. Mostly it's young kids. Pretty odd.

No, No we haven't. What the hell? I guess since I've pretty much always worn underwear it hasn't come up?

That's freakin' bizarre! Not only is it really weird, but the floor under most urinals is NOT clean. Even if it's not from poor aim, there's pretty much always some amount of splashing that hits the floor. So, pants on the floor means pants laying in pee or at the very least, if the floor was just cleaned, you're probably splashing your own pee on your own pants.
That's not odd or weird, but fairly normal practice. I'm not sure that I've ever met anyone that attempts extra volume, but that does seem like a pretty good time to let loose on flatulence. If you can't leave it there, where can you leave it?

I just pee in my pants...

Psst...he's in New Zealand, so when the boss undoes his pants, they fall UP away from the floor ;)

I've stood in line to use the urinal, and seen some guys shake the hell out of their pecker. I'm thinking what the F? If you don't use at least moderate finesse on your own pee pee, then you just don't use finesse on anything.

Good point.

Airport urinal -I'm not giving anything I own a chance of hitting the floor. So hell yes I unzip and extract the lizard in order to drain it.

They're mama's boys who have someone to clean up after them. I was a bachelor long enough to learn it's way easier to wipe the tip with a square of butt ribbon and drop it in the can than to clean piss off the whole terlet area every week.

I'm lazy... Mostly I sit down to pee but never in a public toilet. I'm thinking, "How many asses have been on that seat?" :(

When doing a number 2 in public I use a toilet seat cover if available... If not I hover.

I wear a kilt. Easy access.

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I use the port hole all the time, except when I'm at home, then I usually site down and relax!

No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last two drops go in your pants.