Artery clogging goodness

[Por_sha911]

This behemoth starts with a Bloomin’ Onion, which is then topped with a serving of French fries. This double-dose of deep-fried insanity is then topped with melted Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheeses and chopped bacon-- and it’s all served with sides of mayo-based bloom sauce and spicy ranch dressing.

The whole mess clocks in at 2,360 calories, according to the company, more than four Big Macs’ worth.

Outback Steakhouse unveils 2,300 calorie Bloomin' Onion topped with bacon and fries | Fox News

[Noah930]

I remember having to take the gallbladder out of a woman after she showed up in the ER the day after eating one of the Awesome Blossoms.

[dads318is]

Yikes!!

bmws jeeps tacomas

[LEAKYSEALS951]

ROFLOL!!!WOW!!!!!! Hellze yeaze!!!!!

[tabs]

Originally Posted by Noah930

I remember having to take the gallbladder out of a woman after she showed up in the ER the day after eating one of the Awesome Blossoms.

I guess I won't be ordering one of those anytime soon.

[Por_sha911]

Go for it Tabs. You probably consume that much in one of your tours of the buffet. What's the worst that can happen?

[recycled sixtie]

I have too much respect for my body to ingest that kind of cr-p....

If I was 21 and working on the farm I could handle it but not anymore.

[Por_sha911]

Aw heck, you're going to die of something. Might as well go with a ribeye or some other tasty thing between your teeth.

[recycled sixtie]

Originally Posted by Por_sha911

Go for it Tabs. You probably consume that much in one of your tours of the buffet. What's the worst that can happen?

Don't do it Tabs. Believe it or not I would miss your pontificating.....

[scottmandue]

I will stick with chili cheese fries thank you very much!

[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by Noah930

I remember having to take the gallbladder out of a woman after she showed up in the ER the day after eating one of the Awesome Blossoms.

Cause and affect in action.

[Por_sha911]

O.K. O.K.
In a effort to eat healthier, I'll skip the fries on top. Just the onion, sauce, cheese and bacon. Who knows, maybe I can get some extra bacon if I skip the fries?

[Por_sha911]

Originally Posted by recycled sixtie

Don't do it Tabs. Believe it or not I would miss your pontificating.....

Just think. If he eats these then he will have even more bloated pontificating...

[Hugh R]

So if you've already had your gall bladder removed then its OK?

[Por_sha911]

Originally Posted by Hugh R

So if you've already had your gall bladder removed then its OK?

Better still, eat the onion and get your gall bladder removed so you won't be worried about getting gallstones.

[Hugh R]

You're a smarter man than I, thinking ahead, I like that.

[scottmandue]

Pfft... amateurs...

[Arizona_928]

2300 calories....

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by AZ_porschekid

2300 calories....

You say that like it's a bad thing.

That's a scant six McDoubles.

[Matt Smith]

Funny!
What a stupid meal- I particularly like Por_sha911's idea. That's real 'thinking outside the box'/endocrine response avoidance. Good stuff.