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Need Help Translating Some Russian Words into English

Anyone read and understand Russian? I have a dozen of so words that I need translated. PM me and I will send you the words. Thanks.

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Basically they say "I'm a roofing contractor, not a model. Please put down the camera please."
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Just finished the other part- something like "My brothers are in Russian Mafia. The will stop by tomorrow to discuss modeling contract. Special five year contract."
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Here's the other one:

"Thank you Dr. Holloway for your inquiry with beautifulrussianbrides.com! Unfortunately, we do not offer 30 day money-back guarantees and the girls do not come with dowries."
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Basically they say "I'm a roofing contractor, not a model. Please put down the camera please."
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They 'made' me learn Russian at school in 1983 because it would apparently be beneficial for our future, around about the time when everyone wanted to bomb each other.

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I think I got the last one now:

"Special protein powder make you stong like bull. Proved from 137 Olympic Gold Medals from glorious Russian teams. Cash only."
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