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Virginity lost???
I was talking with a good friend today .... He found out last night that I had removed my girlfriends Virginity card...... He didn't know the I had taken my girlfriend's virginity.... He asked? where I lost my V-card and where I collected hers..... I told him....both happened in a car...... He said..... "Is that why your a car guy?" we laughed
Who here .... lost it or took it from someone in a car???? So I was wondering if thats how you become a car guy? |
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There's a card?
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Maybe in Utah?
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wait..i still have my card..
was i supposed to get it stamped? or just give it away?
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poof! gone |
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never done it in a car, but I'm 6'4"...and I've never owned a land yacht...
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She lost her virginity but still has the box it came in.
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I got a buddy with 2 teenage daughters. The older one just graduated high school, top of the class, a year early. She needed a car, so we made a deal on one of my Subaru Legacy Outbacks. I reminded him that the rear seats fold forward and makes for a large area in the back, wink wink nod nod. He said he was going to tape a picture of his ugly face to the headliner in the back seat area.
Then the rear tailgate got stuck closed. I showed him the secret trick to get it open. He was happy. She was thrilled. Then the dummy bought a used Mazda wagon for the other daughter that just got her license. I think he wants grandchildren. ![]() |
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I knew you guys were awesome !!!!!!'n
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All of my virginity card dealing was done in beds thank you.
Done it in a car? Yep. Caught by police in steamed up car while doing the deed? Yes. Ah to be a teen again.... |
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We got caught by police too... In the Mazadarri ( Mazda 323 )
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It's like those tags on your sofa, pillow, bed... that say "Do Not Remove under penalty of law..."
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I have a feeling those 1970s "van guys" knew a thing or two about virginity cards and collecting them...
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I'm 6'-3" and always owned smallish sports cars, so beyond receiving some BJs, I never really messed around in a car (that I can remember)...
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-jeff back in the saddle: '95 993 - just another black C2 *SOLD*: '87 930 GP White - heroin would have been a cheaper addiction... "Ladies and Gentlemen, from Boston Massachusetts, we are Morphine, at your service..." - Mark Sandman (RIP ![]() |
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I think most can say they were a car guy before sexual maturity. Freud would be proud of your theory
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Election day of '88 in her house (great having parents who work all day)
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It is indeed physically possible to do that in a 914. One MUST be young and very limber, but it can be done.
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I would like to take this opportunity to thank Mr. and Mrs. Frommer for their dedication and work ethic in pursuit of their separate careers.
Their full-time go-get-tum attitude enabled a non-federally funded After School Program that contributed greatly to my understanding of the female wonderland.
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HS girlfriend's parents going through a divorce. They were never home. Her bothersome little brothers were easily paid off with pizza.
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Where there's a will there's a way.
Front seat of a Celica comes to mind....
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