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Classic one-liners you first heard on PPOT....
I must say that I've learned a lot from you guys over the years....http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat6.gif
...including what I view as classic one-liners! Here's one: "If it's got wheels or boobs, it's gonna cost you $$$!!" My son likes that one. His GF and my wife...not so much!:p So what other epic one-liners have you heard here? (If a similar older thread exists, please do point it out.) Cheerioh! |
most common: Drive it like you stole it!
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slap slap slap ....
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Dropped a Higgins.
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I got Rhino liner on my hoootus.
Who wants a free gererator. Snow Tires Black Audi. These 'one liners' will not work in the real world. |
"Check out my ass dragon pants"
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Dottore to Milt/ Zeke: "And you wanted to be my Mexican Pottery salesman!"
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"Release the Kraken"
From the movie "Clash of the Titans" but Vash used it to perfection in a thread some time ago. |
Can I take your picture after you finish the quote for shingling my roof?
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Bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
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"do you like coboy boots?"
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Slap the cratch !! (i think that's how it went)
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Don't do anything stupid....
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....now get off my lawn!!
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It will buff out... / That'll Buff Right Out
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Pics or it didn't happen!
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Stupidity is instantaneous.
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Brian Wilson USED TO BE a musical genius. Now he's a zucchini.
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"it's either Gas, Spark or Air"
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'you forgot your truck'
-notfarnow |
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But it wasn't from Dottore. The guy who said it was a true comic genius! :) |
"I cut my sack"
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"Model's Release"
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"social experiment"
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RICE here...Major RICE
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Jet fokkin' black...
I don't have a stiffie, make me a sammich... It's Bush's fault... Bring your wife and I'll dicker... It's a brick house... |
Poopyheads...
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' you're so stupid, I can taste it... '
No clue who said it. Read it somewhere over here a long time ago. Still makes me chuckle |
Can't remember who said this either..
if lazar beam death ray takes a POO.......................yer in deep POO cuz ya have NO REAR SIGHT! |
Burnin' Oil describes his Halloween costume - "I'll start off in a tired, grumpy guy costume, then segue into mellow dude, quickly followed by drunk man and then culminate in my favorite costume, passed-out on the couch geezer."
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"HP is the speed at which you plow into a crowd. Torque is how far you drag them."
- - Don't recall . "I don't think we share a common moral/ethical grounding necessary for a conversation." - - varmint . "Life seems much easier for those unencumbered by reality." - - sammyg2 . "You're a nice enough person, but when I talk to you I don't have fun." - - Don't recall . "Sent from something waiting to get jailbroken." - - vash, I think . "I said I was an addict. I didn't say I had a problem." - - Don't recall . "I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel." - - Don't recall (Bill Douglas ?) . :):):) |
"10 lbs = 1 HP"... I might have use it for justification :D:):D
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"Don't feed the troll"
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back to working out again with heavy dumbbells. not sure what they weigh but they're purple. DonRo
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well set up 944
No idea who said that first Laser beam death ray had to have been Odd Job Uno |
So which pelican came up with my initial one...
"If it's got wheels or boobs, it's gonna cost you money!" ...I can't remember... |
Anything that has roofing girl in the sentence.
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