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Classic one-liners you first heard on PPOT....
I must say that I've learned a lot from you guys over the years....
 ...including what I view as classic one-liners! Here's one: "If it's got wheels or boobs, it's gonna cost you $$$!!" My son likes that one. His GF and my wife...not so much!  So what other epic one-liners have you heard here? (If a similar older thread exists, please do point it out.) Cheerioh!
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most common: Drive it like you stole it!
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slap slap slap ....
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Dropped a Higgins.
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I got Rhino liner on my hoootus.
Who wants a free gererator. Snow Tires Black Audi. These 'one liners' will not work in the real world.
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"Release the Kraken"
From the movie "Clash of the Titans" but Vash used it to perfection in a thread some time ago.
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Can I take your picture after you finish the quote for shingling my roof?
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Bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
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"do you like coboy boots?"
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Slap the cratch !! (i think that's how it went)
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Don't do anything stupid....
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....now get off my lawn!!
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It will buff out... / That'll Buff Right Out
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Pics or it didn't happen!
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Brian Wilson USED TO BE a musical genius. Now he's a zucchini.
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"it's either Gas, Spark or Air"
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1980 Porsche 911 SC Targa
2006 Porsche 997 C4S Coupe
1983 Porsche 911sc Cabriolet 3.0
Da cab
Das Babe
Das Babe Metalberiech
Carrera
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