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				Classic one-liners you first heard on PPOT....
			 
			I must say that I've learned a lot from you guys over the years....  ...including what I view as classic one-liners! Here's one: "If it's got wheels or boobs, it's gonna cost you $$$!!" My son likes that one. His GF and my wife...not so much!  So what other epic one-liners have you heard here? (If a similar older thread exists, please do point it out.) Cheerioh! 
				__________________ Alex '80 911SC Targa '06 997 C4S Coupe - SOLD '07 997TT Coupe | ||
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			most common: Drive it like you stole it!
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			slap slap slap ....
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			Dropped a Higgins.
		 
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			I got Rhino liner on my hoootus. Who wants a free gererator. Snow Tires Black Audi. These 'one liners' will not work in the real world. 
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			"Check out my ass dragon pants"
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			Dottore to Milt/ Zeke: "And you wanted to be my Mexican Pottery salesman!"
		 
				__________________ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule" - Mark Twain | ||
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			"Release the Kraken" From the movie "Clash of the Titans" but Vash used it to perfection in a thread some time ago. 
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			Can I take your picture after you finish the quote for shingling my roof?
		 
				__________________ "A machine you build yourself is a vote for a different way of life. There are things you have to earn with your hands." | ||
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			Bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
		 
				__________________ the unexamined life is not worth living, unless you are reading posts by goofballs-Socrates 88 coupe | ||
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			"do you like coboy boots?"
		 
				__________________ Eric 83 911SC/83 944 bunch of Honda 750s 69 Chevrolet C-20 Longhorn (family heirloom) | ||
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			Slap the cratch !! (i think that's how it went)
		 
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			Don't do anything stupid....
		 
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			....now get off my lawn!!
		 
				__________________ Alex '80 911SC Targa '06 997 C4S Coupe - SOLD '07 997TT Coupe | ||
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			It will buff out... / That'll Buff Right Out
		 
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			Pics or it didn't happen!
		 
				__________________ Glen 49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America 1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan 1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood! | ||
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			Stupidity is instantaneous.
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			Brian Wilson USED TO BE a musical genius. Now he's a zucchini.
		 
				__________________ P Cars: 2022 Macan GTS / One empty garage space ---- Other cars: 2019 Golf R 6MT / 2021 F-250 Diesel / 2024 Toyota GR86 6MT ---- Gone: 1997 Spec Boxster Race Car, 2020 GT4, 2004 GT3, 2003 Carrera, 1982 911SC, 2005 Lotus Elise and lots of other non-Porsches PCA National DE Instructor #202106053 / PCA Club Racing / WRL Endurance Racing | ||
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			"it's either Gas, Spark or Air"
		 
				__________________ Who Will Live... Will See    83 911 Production Cab #10, Slightly Modified: Unslanted, 3.2, PMO EFI, TECgt, CE 911 CAM Sync / Pulley / Wires, SSI, Dansk Sport 2/2, 17" Euromeister, CKO GT3 Seats, Going SOK Super Charger | ||
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