Winning The Bentley Lottery

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I have a rescued little Rat Terrier all of 16 lbs by the name of Bentley. I sometimes take him to the Thrift stores with me..on one of my recent visits he started to exhibit signs that he needed to relieve himself with a big number 2. So I took him out to the parking lot where he sniffed around the the landscaped dirt median. He took his number 2 where I kicked some dirt over it to bury it. Well lo and behold someone found and stepped in that little 3 inch square patch of ground where the deposit lay. How someone could find and step in that small of an area in that large of a parking lot with so few people traversing that area in such a short period of time is so improbable that it is worthy of winning the lottery. It is amazing how lucky some people can be.

[Bill Douglas]

Well, they are just a bit lucky, aren't they.

[vash]

you dont pick up after your dog?

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Originally Posted by vash

you dont pick up after your dog?

Well I consider this episode to be winning after the previous winners of the Bentley lotto experience. In the same store I was occupied with looking for some more Dragin azz jeans when Bentley drops another steaming load of number 2 right in the middle of the aisle. Before it could be cleaned up two little Mexican girls ran right through it spreading it right down the aisle. Needless to say Bentley wasn't the most popular shopper that evening.

[RKDinOKC]

Train Bentley to poop on command. Then have him go before you take him on your adventures.

When you let him out to poop...Follow him saying "Do your poop" or what every command. Mine is "Do number 6" because more times than not that is what it looks like, a numeral 6.

Any went Bentley is successful at pooping praise him and give him a treat. When it is obvious Bentley is pooping on command, stop giving treats and just praise.

Now when I ask my dog if she wants to go for a ride, she gets excited and runs to the back door so she can go out and try to pee and poop before we get in the car and leave. It is so convenient hot having to worry about her relieving herself when out.

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Bentley is the most fastidious, well mannered, cleanest most wonderful dog that I.have ever known. He continuously licks himself, wipes his mouth on the carpet after eating is impossible to make angry, rarely barks and always goes outside to do his business.

[craigster59]

I'd just stroll into the Thrift Store, buy a $5 pair of Dragon Ass pants and wipe the crap off my shoe.

[RKDinOKC]

My last dog was so clean didn't bother with having her spayed. She never got more than one or two small drops of blood on the floor. She was a golden retriever. She also trimmed her own toenails.

My first dog was very very well behaved and NEVER went to the restroom except where she was told was okay with the "Do your stuff" command. Not just the back yard, but a specific place in the back yard so I could scoop it.

One evening I took her to a get together at a friends house. We aren't there 5 minutes and she goes to the middle of the den floor and drops a deuce. I couldn't believe it and immediately rush her to his back yard. He tells me it's okay because his cats poop all over the den floor all the time. I didn't feel so bad after that.

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Bentley also omg the smell... when he cuts one smells like over flowing cess pool of floaters..ehha...he also bites his nails.

[porsche4life]

Originally Posted by vash

you dont pick up after your dog?

This.... we keep a roll of bags on our dogs leash. Pisses me off when other people don't clean up after their animals.

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Originally Posted by porsche4life

This.... we keep a roll of bags on our dogs leash. Pisses me off when other people don't clean up after their animals.

Yeah lets see u pick up greenish brown mush that smells so bad it makes you wana retch.

[Geronimo '74]

If your dog poops greenish mush, maybe you should change his diet or see a vet...
Mush is not normal poop.
Also, you need to pick up after your dog instead of leaving his dump on someone else's property.
It's just good manners.

[recycled sixtie]

I am sure Tabs there is a fine for not picking up your dog's doodoo. I make sure in our hood that people get fined for not picking up after their dog 2. For their dog attacking me
and 3. for a dog off leash in our neighboring schoolyard.

Tabs you are not a man of excellence. Nothing to be proud of. Highly disappointed in you.

[pavulon]

Originally Posted by recycled sixtie

Tabs you are not a man of excellence. Nothing to be proud of. Highly disappointed in you.

It's at least hypocritical but not uncommon today or perhaps ever.

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Originally Posted by recycled sixtie

I am sure Tabs there is a fine for not picking up your dog's doodoo. I make sure in our hood that people get fined for not picking up after their dog 2. For their dog attacking me
and 3. for a dog off leash in our neighboring schoolyard.

Tabs you are not a man of excellence. Nothing to be proud of. Highly disappointed in you.

You sound just like Mother. After awhile the negativity is expected and thus falls on deaf ears.

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Originally Posted by craigster59

I'd just stroll into the Thrift Store, buy a $5 pair of Dragon Ass pants and wipe the crap off my shoe.

Well no $5 Dragin azz jeans this week but how bout 2 pairs of new with hanging tags $545 ea Dolce Gabbana jeans for $13 each.

[Geronimo '74]

Thirteen bucks would have bought you a lot of poopbags...

[Gogar]

The other Bentley has been disqualified as the lottery commissioner as he efficiently eats his fresh poops for the greater good.

[bkreigsr]

this thread stinks

[kach22i]

Originally Posted by tabs

Well lo and behold someone found and stepped in that little 3 inch square patch of ground where the deposit lay.

Had it been you in one of your favorite pair of hand made Italian leather loafers, how would you feel?

Guess you are going to have to always travel with a hand full of baggies with you.

It's what responsible dog owners do, and it's the law in these parts.

Did they fling their shoe at you?