Today I Learned
 

TIL - Toothpaste has an expiration date.

What did you learn today?

Lol.
How in the great googly moogly did you find that out?

"What did you learn today?"
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Just about three hours ago...my g/f is capable of a 2+ minute orgasm.

My eyes are burning!! ^^

I'm learning to be a mentor; I taught a kid how to file his taxes for the first time... May his ca return become an iou. :D

I learned that my 15yr/old son should be OK in this world.
His GF dumped him do to peer pressure, some of her friends didn't like him was the excuse.
I told him I was sorry and asked if he wanted talk about it.
His reply;
"That's alright dad, I'm over it...besides, I need a girlfriend with a spine."

I learned that if you want to run some 14/3 or 12/3 and use the two hots to feed a 120 circuit you can share the neutral but you have to use a dual breaker that will trip both circuits, and sharing the neutral might make your GFCIs not work so you might need to just use a GFCI breaker instead.

But I learned it 'before', not 'after', so i'm happy.

I learned you know my wife, she reads the expiration date on everything, I don't care. and I don't buy anything because it has a lifetime warranty.

Actually, it's more like 5. 😛

Where were you when she called you and told you?

Condoms have a serial number stamped on them.

Now, now.
Ain't envy a beotch, though. :D

I see what you did there.

...that a Chrysler Sebring is a horrible car to commute in.

Sex at 3 am is a lot more tiring than it use to be!

Nice Zappa reference

Today I learned toothpaste has an expiration date.

I read it here on Pelican.

Now I need a new keyboard. :D:D

Today I learned that there is a TIL website one can really waste time reading..

Today I learned what TIL stood for. Until now I was mystified why someone would start a post or comment somewhere by saying TIL, . . . I thought it was a cultural reference for younger people and I was just too old to get the reference.