Weirdest, stupidest, illegal, regrettable thing you have done, with or in your 911?

[Joe Bob]

Well, I'll start.

Cruising San Marcos Pass (Santa Barbara, near Lake Cachuma) after exiting Cold Springs Tavern with a smoking hot blonde. Top was down and apparently so was hers.

Next thing I know she is standing up in the passenger compartment, halter top down around her waist and hanging on to the windscreen frame.

She was enjoying the warm summer wind and reenacting the Titanic scene on the bow. She was built like the Titanic bow....epic tan lines and spectacular natural D cups Dagmars.

This lasted about two minutes with 6-7 vehicles passing by in the opposing lane. Honks, flashing lights and many thumbs up. Fortunately she dropped back into her seat just before the local POPO (CHP in this case) passed by. She still hadn't pulled up her top but quickly did so.

I scanned my rear view mirror and the Chippie apparently did not see her or was busy with his donuts. We got to her place and then.....

[masraum]

There may have been this one time in Louisiana on I-10 at redline in 5th gear....

Or another time on 45 south of Dallas almost at redline in 5th gear....

[widebody911]

Dear Penthouse Forum...

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

Well, I'll start.

Cruising San Marcos Pass (Santa Barbara, near Lake Cachuma) after exiting Cold Springs Tavern with a smoking hot blonde. Top was down and apparently so was hers.

Next thing I know she is standing up in the passenger compartment, halter top down around her waist and hanging on to the windscreen frame.

She was enjoying the warm summer wind and reenacting the Titanic scene on the bow. She was built like the Titanic bow....epic tan lines and spectacular natural D cups Dagmars.

This lasted about two minutes with 6-7 vehicles passing by in the opposing lane. Honks, flashing lights and many thumbs up. Fortunately she dropped back into her seat just before the local POPO (CHP in this case) passed by. She still hadn't pulled up her top but quickly did so.

I scanned my rear view mirror and the Chippie apparently did not see her or was busy with his donuts. We got to her place and then.....

[Neilk]

Shifting from 3rd to 2nd at redline while driving my mom's 911 without her permission when I was 17. Not my proudest moment.

[GH85Carrera]

I guess I am just an old boring person. I can't think of anything that fits the definition of weird, stupid, illegal, regrettable. Well I do regret the stupid California deer that tried to jump over my 911 and misjudged badly.

[jwasbury]

Threw the keys to the 930 to friend Timmy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT6p9jFv27I&sns=em

[motion]

Too many to tell... my 911 cabriolets have always been a magnet for crazy stuff.

[Racerbvd]

Originally Posted by motion

Too many to tell... my 911 cabriolets have always been a magnet for crazy stuff.

So have mine

140 over the at the time new Dames Point Bridge with my at the time girlfriend riding me

[aschen]

I made out with a 15 year old high school girl in mine







I was 16 at the time though. My father bought the 930 new and it has been in the family since.

[matthewb0051]

Regret:

Sold a great low mileage 993 C4 just before market went up.

Jeez - that may qualify as stupid also...

[craigster59]

Originally Posted by widebody911

Dear Penthouse Forum...

I am a student at a small Midwestern college....

[LEAKYSEALS951]

I let off the gas in a corner once.

[Seahawk]

I added a cup holder to my 83 SC.

[vash]

sold it.

[pwd72s]

Taking the 5th...

[Gogar]

Mine involved trailing throttle oversteer and a barbed wire fence. Not my car or my fence or my driving though.

[oldE]

Originally Posted by vash

sold it.

+1
Sigh.

Best
Les

[Crowbob]

I clicked on Pelicanparts.com.

I shoonta never done it.

[matthewb0051]

Oh I forgot:

Getting ready to buy my third Porsche but only one currently in the driveway. That's either well thought out or crazy stupid.

[VincentVega]

Originally Posted by vash

sold it.

x2

I was moving, short on cash, no space... should have kept it.