Another belt!

[Hugh R]

Another belt

[Hugh R]

[Gogar]

Nice work!

[Hugh R]

12 gauge is my friend. 4 feet 15 rattles.

[Bob Kontak]

Wow.

[Don Ro]

While at camp one summer, as a child, a buddy killed a Garter snake...skinned it and tied it around his jeans as a belt. Didn't have anything to cure it with and by the end of the two week camp he had to toss is...the stench was awful.

[Tobra]

So are you cooking any of these critters? Snake meat is not bad.

[id10t]

Originally Posted by Tobra

So are you cooking any of these critters? Snake meat is not bad.

Especially if you like ribs


So the one big rattle snake (5' eastern diamondback) I've seen in the wild (we have a couple of 8 footers in our zoo) lost an argument with a 9mm 124grn FMJ load.

Nailed to a tree, skinned it, chopped it into 8-9" lengths, soaked in saltwater, put on BBQ grill.

Run a fork between all the ribs for a few mouthfuls of meat. Along the spine - both interior and anterior - you'll get a nice thick strip of meat all the way down. And that is about it. Figure on one 5' snake for 3 folks to eat off, plus side dishes.

White meat, so tastes like chicken. But has the texture of steak. Good stuff.

[Hugh R]

I loathe/hate snakes, I can't stand to touch them. After a few beers, I'll skin, tan and make a belt for my Son-in-Law.

I walked out to my car and there it was. I used to use a shovel until I realized that to kill a 4' rattler I had to get within its strike zone and it has WAY faster reflexes than me. 12 gauge is the tool of choice. My 1-1/2 and 3-12 grandsons were about 30 feet away.

No, I'll toss it in the wash. I hate snakes and I'm certainly not going to eat one.

I killed one in my house once about 10 years ago. The now deceased MIL left her door open for her rat dog. I was coming in from the hot tub and actually kicked it in the dark I heard the rattle and was a little, OK a lot drunk, I ended up grinding it's head off with a shovel on my new hardwood floors. So I was finishing off a big a$$ rattler more or less naked in by bathrobe, but I had the sense of mind to put my cowboy boots on.

[sc_rufctr]

^^^ That's a nice FAT one. God awful animals. Never liked them.

[Evans, Marv]

Wow! Nice sized snake. I hear there are lots out and around now. We have a Facebook site for our area, which my wife always checks & participates on and people have commented about them on it. We live in a pretty rural area and in eight years, I've only seen five rattlers around here. One was as big as my fore arm and four plus feet long (beautiful pacific red), one medium sized dark colored one, and the rest were about the size of my little finger and a foot long at most. One was in the process of dying. My neighbor across the road killed a medium sized one last year. Seems like you have more than your share, so keep eyes open.

[Tobra]

Hugh, drunk and naked except for cowboy boots, thanks for that mental picture.

[tabs]

Originally Posted by Tobra

Hugh, drunk and naked except for cowboy boots, thanks for that mental picture.

The only thing that could complete that picture is for him to be twirling it around his head like a lasso yelling out "YAHOOOOO.!"

[Hugh R]

Originally Posted by Tobra

Hugh, drunk and naked except for cowboy boots, thanks for that mental picture.

MS Hugh R says it was not a pretty picture. But I got the rattler and a belt out of the deal.

[rusnak]

That instant when you recognize a snake just scares the GD piss out of me.

[aigel]

I eat them even though I hate them too. Usually toss them in gumbo when cooking for guests - good conversation starter!

I don't miss being outdoors in LA. My dog was bit a few years ago in the Angeles National Forest (even being snake avoidance trained ...) It was ugly, don't take rattlers lighthearted. They will mess you up big time. Easy to lose a limb or die if far from help. Good news is that they generally try to avoid you. Mostly adolescent guys that get bit because they mess with them.

I almost stepped on one up here in NorCal deep in the wilderness out hunting. Shudder to think what would have happened to me ...

G

[KFC911]

When a man has too many belts...suspenders !

I'm right there with Jim Stafford on this topic...

Hugh da man!!!

[wayner]

Two guys out hunting

One gets bit by a rattler. Gets him right in the dick!

He falls and gets his leg pinned under a log
They discuss and since they know that with a snakebite time is your enemy, they decide he'll try the free himself while his friend goes for help.

Friend arrives at the doctors for advice

Doc says that he will probably be dead by the time they get him back out of the woods so there is only one way to save your friends life

Doc says "Your going to have to suck the poison out"

The friend rushes back to the forest and locates the guy with the snake bite
The guy asks "what did the doc say?"

The friend says "Doc says your gonna die."

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by Hugh R

I killed one in my house once about 10 years ago. The now deceased MIL left her door open for her rat dog. I was coming in from the hot tub and actually kicked it in the dark I heard the rattle and was a little, OK a lot drunk, I ended up grinding it's head off with a shovel on my new hardwood floors. So I was finishing off a big a$$ rattler more or less naked in by bathrobe, but I had the sense of mind to put my cowboy boots on.

Reminds of the story of the Cowboy who was bitten while pissing. His buddy rides into town to get the doctor, who is too busy with other patients to ride out. But the doctor describes what he has to do. Make a cut in line with the bite, then cross cut each bite and then suck the venom out.

He rides back to his friend and simply tells him: "Doc says you're gonna die..."

Edit: Oh Well Wayner beat me too it

[vash]

it sucks.but a four foot belt isnt gonna wrap around me.

i would eat that thing.