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OK I'm bored. A friend gave me a nice 2 lb venison roast and I'm using it to make a pot of Carbonara Criolle. Lots of watching and stirring and sitting around going on.
So... Last night I was brushing my dog's teeth and it occurred to me that I have never seen meat flavored toothpaste for people. Why is that? Wouldn't it be great to go to sleep with the flavor of a tasty sirloin on your breath instead of the taste of minty fresh rabbit food? While there are a lot of effed-up things about life, the flavor of toothpaste just doesn't incite enough outrage IMHO.
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I hate the taste of mint. Our youngest has strawberry flavored toothpaste but I haven't tried it.
Steak, pizza, pasta, all those would be great to go to bed with. Leave the minty fresh for morning.
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AND why does most mouthwash make orange juice taste horrible?
Why doesn't cat food come mouse flavored?
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Bacon flavored maybe.
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My cure for coffee breath is to drink more coffee.
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There's bacon flavoured toothpaste and tooth picks at a local candy shop here..
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The Thai's are the masters of toothpaste! They have many exotic options.
 
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I drink plenty of beer to insure that my breath smells like beer. Does that count?
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Hey, if we're going to go there, let's go there. Pun-tang paste.
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Some great suggestions here!
The carbonada criolla came out great BTW. It's perfect for the fall weather we're having. It only got up to 60 degrees today and was windy. 
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Peppermint oil actually stimulates gum growth, so at one time there was a reason for it as an active ingredient in toothpaste. Mint ''flavor'' OTOH, probably only masks issues.
In terms of appeal though, I'm not sure ''meat breath'' is actually considered a compliment. Last edited by DanielDudley; 09-07-2017 at 01:53 AM.. |
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That looks really good. could be a magazine cover.
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ive had a tube of bacon toothpaste for 6 years now, never actually tried it though
https://mcphee.com/products/bacon-toothpaste
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