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The Unsettler
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lantanna TX
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Parenting in a nutshell
Mom I need a posterboard.
What? I need a posterboard! For tomorrow! Well it's 9 PM! When in the hell were you planning on telling me?! I DON'T KNOW! Great. Yeah! I need it now! For tomorrow! I have to have it! *sob Well go look in the playroom for some.. We don't have anyyy! *sniffle I need a white posterboooaaard! Omg I go to CVS. No white posterboard Go to 2nd store Buy the white poster board. Here's your white poster board. Oh thank you! Thank you. I love you. You're the best mama! Yeah. I know I am. Go to sleep. I love you. *MORNING Don't forget your white poster board. Here's your poster board. Roll it up with this rubber band- Be careful with the poster board. Time for the bus Bye bye love you best day ever Kiss kiss *Kids walk around the corner to the bus stop. I'm so glad she got her poster board. Whew. Crisis averted. I'm winning at this mom thing Yay me. Hero. I'm the best. I'm going to go on a walk today Beautiful day feeling good. Stretch. I'm walking. Turn the corner where the bus stop is.. Bus came. Kids are gone Everyone gone Except this This. HER G@#%!?#% POSTER BOARD 
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09-27-2017, 07:14 PM
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Almost Banned Once
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Adelaide South Australia
Posts: 38,340
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I can relate... lol
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09-27-2017, 07:20 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
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If in the end, your child stays out of jail and holds down a job...you were successful.
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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09-27-2017, 11:01 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Växjö Sweden/Hannover Germany
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Coffee through the nose!
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09-27-2017, 11:39 PM
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Brew Master
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Been there.... done that...
Learned with the first one to tell the second and third that if wait until the last minute to tell me you need something, odds are you're not going to get it. Don't get me wrong, I still get what they need... but that little warning buys me more notice. |
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09-28-2017, 02:46 AM
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Recreational Mechanic
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Every day in my house. LOL.
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09-28-2017, 03:29 AM
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"O"man(are we in trouble)
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: On the edge
Posts: 16,452
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Priceless!
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09-28-2017, 03:38 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Maryland
Posts: 21,600
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great post. had to deliver a forgotten backpack to my son just this morning.
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***************************************** Well i had #6 adjusted perfectly but then just before i tightened it a butterfly in Zimbabwe farted and now i have to start all over again! I believe we all make mistakes but I will not validate your poor choices and/or perversions and subsidize the results your actions. |
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09-28-2017, 04:53 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Maryland
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I love it.
This is going to sound corny, but you'll miss this very thing when they are out of the house. I do every day.
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09-28-2017, 05:26 AM
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Did you get the memo?
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wichita, KS
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So much truth. Even the MFing poster board.
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09-28-2017, 05:39 AM
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Our 2nd one is about to kill us and is only a 9th grader.
Good thing the liquor store is nearby.
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09-28-2017, 05:53 AM
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I'm on the floor...
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09-28-2017, 07:18 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Valencia Pa.
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Yup.
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09-28-2017, 08:03 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Roeland Park KS
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My girls play competitive Volleyball, Tuesday we get to the gym for a match............I forgot my shoes! How in the mother trucking world do you forget SHOES!
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"Inside every old person is a young person saying WTF happened" If guns cause crime, all mine are defective. Ted Nugent 1983 911 SC 1978 Land Cruiser FJ40 2001 Tundra 1971 Datsun Fairlady Z RHD (240z) |
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09-28-2017, 08:10 AM
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1985 Porsche 911 Cab
911SC 3.0
The Red Machine
