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Naked drunken man crashes car into tree while having sex
The story starts out kinda sorta funny but then just gets sad...
Naked drunken man drives into tree while having sex with passenger, police say | OregonLive.com
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Well, if he had died, people would be able to say he died doing two things he loved...
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Isn't distracted driving against the law?
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11-24-2017, 08:36 AM
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...well, he did get wood.
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3 month old child in the back seat now that's classy
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It's classy because it didn't happen in FLA. 😂
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If it had happened in FL it wouldn't even be news!
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You guys are just jealous!
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Next best place to FL is WA....
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In this, the 21st Century, there is something reassuring about a man being drunk, naked, and having sex with a woman. These days every news story seems to be missing one of those traditional elements. Maybe the Thanksgiving season and the nostalgic feelngs it brings forth encourages people of the opposite sex to get drunk and screw like we did it in the old days.
Somebody needs to post a YouTube link to that Jimmy Buffet song.
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At least it was with a woman.Haha
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Well, in his defense: That is a very Nasty curve on Hwy 7 in La Grande on the way to Mt. Rainier:
https://www.google.com/maps/place/La+Grande,+WA/@46.8236617,-122.3336375,13z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x54913b413e794cbf:0x7fc3e e0f7216a477!8m2!3d46.8340916!4d-122.3190477
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That whole area is pretty notorious as the land of banjo music and no teeth. I think the last sex scandal that came out of there was a guy having sex with his St. Bernard out in his driveway. The arresting officer wasn't sure what to charge him with - he ruled our "animal cruelty" because the dog was "in the dominant position". I wonder if it was the same guy. Or a cousin or something. Oh hell, it had to be a cousin - they are all cousins down there, in the land of "uncle dad".
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At least we know the air bags were deployed.
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1977 Porsche 911S Targa
