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Grog 11-29-2017 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 9830708)
I was traveling and stopped into dinner for breakfast, it was a hole in the wall with all locals.

Guy walks in and orders a beer, no one blinks.

Waiters tells me "he works night at the power plant."

You nailed it. Just got home from the power plant. Ended up having 4 beers.

HardDrive 11-29-2017 03:12 PM

I used to work 3rd shift. Drinking beer at 8am was common.

If you live a normal life, and you need 3 beers to get going in the morning...yeah, you might want to, ya know, get some help.

Grog 11-29-2017 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by vash (Post 9830685)
wait..what kinda of beer?

Hop Valley Alphadelic IPA. 7.2%

HardDrive 11-29-2017 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Grog (Post 9831315)
You nailed it. Just got home from the power plant. Ended up having 4 beers.

Holy hell, you ARE Homer. You work at the nuclear station near I-5 in WA, correct?:D

Grog 11-29-2017 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 911 Rod (Post 9830718)
Did you need the beer or want the beer?

Felt I needed it. I know, wrong answer.

Grog 11-29-2017 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sc_rufctr (Post 9830710)
So what's up?

Job stress, Divorce stress, depression, sadness, I miss the cheating whore even though I hate what she did to me and the kids. Don't know why I miss her.

Grog 11-29-2017 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by HardDrive (Post 9831319)
Holy hell, you ARE Homer. You work at the nuclear station near I-5 in WA, correct?:D

Use to, they shut it down and dismantled it. At a combustion turbine plant now.

Grog 11-29-2017 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by HardDrive (Post 9831319)
Holy hell, you ARE Homer. You work at the nuclear station near I-5 in WA, correct?:D

Hey, I quit eating the doughnuts.

sc_rufctr 11-29-2017 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Grog (Post 9831322)
Job stress, Divorce stress, depression, sadness, I miss the cheating whore even though I hate what she did to me and the kids. Don't know why I miss her.

I know how that feels. Take care.

wdfifteen 11-29-2017 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by dafischer (Post 9830970)
Or if your camping at the Watkins Glen Grand Prix in the 70's. Now how would I know that?

You were there? I was there each year from 1970 to '74. Warm beer and cold hot dogs for breakfast, waking up to the sound of a Matra or Ferrari screaming down the straight. Went to a visit with a friend at the Ferrari paddock and wasn't allowed in. I didn't look right :rolleyes:
It was cold on race morning in 1974. A guy a few camp spaces down got in his car that night to warm up with the engine running and woke up dead. Then Helmut Koenig did his dive into the Armco. That was the last year for me.

wdfifteen 11-29-2017 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Grog (Post 9831322)
Job stress, Divorce stress, depression, sadness, I miss the cheating whore even though I hate what she did to me and the kids. Don't know why I miss her.

You know the beer isn't going to be a solution. No harm in taking a temporary remedy for the way you feel, but you know it can't be permanent. Have beer for breakfast this week. Get busy solving your problems next week.

john70t 11-29-2017 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by HardDrive (Post 9831319)
Holy hell, you ARE Homer. You work at the nuclear station near I-5 in WA, correct?:D

https://www.fodors.com/community/europe/porsche-factory-tour-reservation-web-site.cfm
"We arrived during a break and the workers were hanging out, having a beer and talking."

dafischer 11-29-2017 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by wdfifteen (Post 9831466)
You were there? I was there each year from 1970 to '74. Warm beer and cold hot dogs for breakfast, waking up to the sound of a Matra or Ferrari screaming down the straight. Went to a visit with a friend at the Ferrari paddock and wasn't allowed in. I didn't look right :rolleyes:
It was cold on race morning in 1974. A guy a few camp spaces down got in his car that night to warm up with the engine running and woke up dead. Then Helmut Koenig did his dive into the Armco. That was the last year for me.

I was there 75 - 79. Bunch of guys from the fraternity chipped in and rented a motor home every year. Parked it infield at the top of the chicane, first row from the track. We were a brazen bunch, and all walked into the paddocks thru an unmanned gate, and walked around like we owned the place. I've got a whole bunch of 35mm color prints of all the luminaries that I need to find and scan. Rob Walker (R&T) interviewing Colin Chapman, James Hunt, Mario Andretti, etc. With a nice last picture of an angry steward marching our way to eject us and our beers, which gave us away finally.

A930Rocket 11-29-2017 06:06 PM

I asked the same question several years ago. I dropped my son off at swim practice and went to the grocery store at 6:30 am. A guy rode his bike into the store and bought a beer.

Por_sha911 11-29-2017 07:23 PM

Don't ask drunks if you have a drinking problem. Ask a professional counselor.

WPOZZZ 11-29-2017 08:19 PM

I drink by myself at home. I go through a fifth of scotch a week. One of my friends told me I'm an alcoholic. I told her I can stop anytime.

speeder 11-29-2017 11:28 PM

Want another AA joke? :)

A guy is sitting at the bar w his wife, having a beer. He says, "I love you."

Wife says, "is that you or the beer talking?"

He says, "I was talking to the beer." :cool:

livi 11-30-2017 01:35 AM

In the words of the late Rodney Dangerfield:

I have joined the AA. I still drink but I use a different name. :D


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